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[Jer]

Hope ye get completely mangled tonight

I hear Niall’s couch is available if anyone gets desperate!

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I hear Niall’s couch is available if anyone gets desperate!

Always, baby!

 

[Magnus]

Happy birthday @Brigantium and congrats @MrKnickerbocker! Health and happiness to all of you birthday girls, boys, and parents

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

What's worse than smashing your toe against the metal base of a football goal at full running speed?

... hitting that same toe against something else three days later

 

[Brigantium]

I won't be in Drunk Posting. We didn't stay at the bar long because a bunch of about 30 irritating exhibitionists were insisting everyone in the place should hear and see how totally hilarious they were. People were literally leaving after one drink and not staying for food

Went to a desserts place for an epic amount of ice cream instead. Going for an eat all you want buffet on Saturday night instead, followed by a pizza eat all you want buffet on Tuesday with people from work

 

[Brigantium]

I hear Niall’s couch is available if anyone gets desperate!

You're way too keen on Niall's couch by the sound of things

 

[Edington]

This is what happens when I read messages right when I wake up, I tag the wrong person. I'll let you decide if I think I was celebrating your birthday or your child's birthday.

Well, I'm glad to have been one of the first people you thought of today, inadvertently or otherwise.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

You're way too keen on Niall's couch by the sound of things

Too keen is never keen enough, as the saying goes

 

[Jer]

You're way too keen on Niall's couch by the sound of things

I mean, it is a pretty gracious open offer…

 

[Brigantium]

Get a room you two! Ideally with a sofa....

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Get a room you two! Ideally with a sofa....

You know, I happen to have just the very thing...

 

[Saapanael]

You know you’re a Maiden fan when you’re typing something completely unrelated that happens to have a “ck” in the middle of the word and your phone wants to autocorrect it to “Nicko”…

You were looking for black cocks, weren’t you?

 

[____no5]

I am in a hotel and tomorrow is Saturday. Which means I get to watch both football matches and on proper TV

 

[Jer]

You were looking for black cocks, weren’t you?

Be honest, they are pretty...

 

[Saapanael]

Be honest, they are pretty...

I love them! You can Nicko my Janick anytime you want.

 

[Brigantium]

Wrong sort.

The all black ones are better.

 

[Jer]

Wrong sort.

The all black ones are better.

Clearly you and Saap have far more experience searching for black cocks on the internet than I do. I yield to your shared expertise!

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Happy belated birthday @Brigantium and @MrKnickerbocker!

 

[____no5]

Clearly you and Saap have far more experience searching for black cocks on the internet than I do. I yield to your shared expertise!

She did a brilliant pun that you didn’t get. All Blacks= the awesome Rugby team of New Zealand.

EDIT: Having said that, the cock you posted is truly pretty and macho.

 

[Brigantium]

Er no, I was referring to the 'goth chickens', the one where even the skin is black, no red comb. No reference to New Zealand rugby players at all