Now she turned the tables against me for not wanting to participate in the present purchasing. I don't want to spend 1/7 of my wage on his birthday present, and on a present I think he won't like. My mom said I should be ashamed.Mom texts me: let's buy you a mobile phone for your birthday.
Me: Wow, that's surprising... but sure. Actually, better wait until I get a contract at work for indefinitely, otherwise I might be unemployed for my birthday...
Mom: I actually meant to say for Manfriend's birthday. Damn auto-correct.
Me:
WITCH HUNT!!!!!