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[Night Prowler]

They called me from the office twice during my vacation because they couldn't solve the problem without me.

 

[Collin]

They called me from the office twice during my vacation because they couldn't solve the problem without me.

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When you quit they will still call you in.

 

[Magnus]

^And no, it's not Simon Busuttil, you stupid search engine.

I don't get it. If I'm logged in, and use the "search Google for image" option, it's Simon Busutill. If I'm not, the one and only Pumpkinius appears. Creepy.

 

[Night Prowler]

In a twist that M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of, I just got promoted.

 

[Perun]

Congrats!

 

[Night Prowler]

Thanks

 

[Ariana]

In a twist that M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of, I just got promoted.

To what?

 

[Perun]

Turtle attendant.

 

[Magnus]

?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

To what?

Archbishop.

Archbishop NP the Unwilling.

 

[Night Prowler]

I have my own department and report directly to the boss, instead of reporting to the head of the main department, who then reports to the boss.

 

[Black Wizard]

Authority Prowler

 

[Edington]

I am no longer in Birmingham.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'm at work, doing routine tasks, listening to Iron Maiden.

 

[Magnus]

In a twist that M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of, I just got promoted.

Живот је чудо, НП, ниjе ли?

 

[Collin]

I just drank two cups of ''Deathwish" Coffee. It has about 3 times the caffeine of a normal cup.

What the fuck did I just do?! This shit is a drug.

 

[Black Wizard]

I just saw someone eating dry banana-flavoured Weetabix. Crazy person.

 

[Collin]

I just saw someone eating dry banana-flavoured Weetabix. Crazy person.

You were looking in a mirror.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I just saw someone eating dry banana-flavoured Weetabix. Crazy person.

Can confirm it wasn't me, even I'm not that crazy

 

[Black Wizard]

You were looking in a mirror.