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[Black Wizard]

I'm in a coffee shop and have noticed that one woman has two laptops with her. Extravagant.

 

[Jer]

I'm in a coffee shop and have noticed that one woman has two laptops with her. Extravagant.

Clearly one for work and one for porn. Smart!

 

[Mosh]

https://forum.maidenfans.com/posts/807784/
Petition to rename this thread to Comedy Graveyard.

You know, I almost think we should do a Maidenfans podcast/YouTube channel. Listen to and review every song in the discography.

That would be awesome. Let me know if this becomes a serious idea.

 

[Black Wizard]

Petition to rename this thread to Comedy Graveyard.

Or the Mods could split the thread from Diesel started spamming the shit out of it and have a Meme Spam Thread for all the crap that has appeared lately.

 

[Collin]

Or this works...

Sexual Meme Thread (Only Diesel is allowed to post here)
Non-Sexual Meme Thread

 

[matic22]

In the other more cheerful news...

Ade Jackson SDX is on its way to me.

 

[LooseCannon]

That would be awesome. Let me know if this becomes a serious idea.

I'm fairly serious.

 

[Mosh]

It’s a cool idea. There are a bunch of Kiss podcasts on YouTube. A lot of them frequently bring on guests who have been involved with or even in the band. It blows my mind but also makes me wonder why there isn’t a Maiden podcast. There’s just as much, if not more, to discuss.

But yea it’s somethint I’d love to be involved with.

 

[LooseCannon]

Alright, duly noted.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Meme Spam Thread for all the crap that has appeared lately.

I was going to do that myself, we shitposters require a safespace on this forum

 

[LooseCannon]

safespace

No such place. The banhammer is always lifted and ready to drop.

 

[Black Wizard]

Not to be confused with....

 

[Collin]

Between The Ban Hammer and the Anvil!!!

 

[Black Wizard]

No such place. The banhammer is always lifted and ready to drop.

You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
Yeah, we're just waiting for the hammer to fall, yeah

 

[Collin]

You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
Yeah, we're just waiting for the hammer to fall, yeah

Diesel already wrote the lyrics.

 

[Black Wizard]

Diesel already wrote the lyrics.

And ranked them.

 

[Magnus]

Between The Ban Hammer and the Anvil!!!

Banvil, you mean?

 

[Collin]

And ranked them.

Spoiler

"Between The Banhammer And The Anvil"
Welcome back to my home
Gleaming in the chrone
Silvery sheen of black and green
The temptress walks alone
I know what I seen
Revel in my knowledge
All we are and all we'll be
In the books we glean

Don't wait up for me
I'm just a lowly Swede
From the ink into the pen
Turning tides now and then
Take the writer and string him up from a tree
This is what it's like to be me!

Hope you've awoken now
Gotta find out somehow
Where my life will take me
And where I can take you
Enter the circle
Now you'll see the magic
From dust the shapes twirl
Now the ceremony is unfurled

I can speak knowledge like you've never seen
But then goddammit I'm just downright mean
I walk the fine line between right and wrong
And now you're stuck, so you'll hear this song

.....fekso is my name
Oh oh oh oh!
.....fekso is my name
Oh oh oh oh!
.....fekso is my name
Oh oh oh oh!
Yeah... my life is one big game!

Now this is the part of the story
When I come to life
I rope you in, tie you down
And then I take out my knife
It's not physical
It's metaphorical
'Cuz now I'm just gonna beat into your brain
You'll think you've gone insane

And you have

Asphyxia
It's what you'll need
Svealand
It's where I grow my seed
Confusion
I sow and reap
Delusion
You're falling down like sheep

My lowly keyboard reaps its sweet revenge...
'Tween banhammer and the anvil

Our forum
Under siege
Our mission
To purify the scene
Solution
Send him away
Contusion
Let him roam where he may

A single click and this pest is gone...
'Tween banhammer and the anvil

Oh yeah, here it comes baby

Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil

You think you're special, well you thought wrong!
I'm gonna nuke you by the end of this song
And don't you return
'Cuz I'm just gonna make you burn

You're so damn lucky that you had been spared
You're the reason that there's white in my hair
And I hope that one day
You'll learn your fucking lesson already

Hold out for something
That just isn't coming
So why do I wait?
Better never than late
He'll never change up
No way to make up
So why don't I go
Ban him right now

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Don't you think I'm an admin?
Don't you think I could ban you?
Don't you think I could ban your account?

Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil
Between the banhammer and the anvil

So you're brave enough to take that chance
Ooh I'm aching from the inside of my pants
Maybe one day I will return
Maybe one day you all will learn...

.....fekso is my name
Oh oh oh oh!
.....fekso is my name
Oh oh oh oh!
.....fekso is my name
Oh oh oh oh!
Yeah, oooooh and shitposting is my game!

 

[matic22]

And ranked them.

Those are not lyrics...

It's a list that rhymes...

 

[Diesel 11]

The MaidenFans YouTube discussion thing sounds really interesting.