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[Black Abyss Babe]

My boyfriend has just said "one of my paintbrushes is having a bad hair day".

This is my favourite thing he's said since "my underpants are not for folk dancing!"

 

[Edington]

How nice, after a week or so of shitty news. Congratulations to you both, @JudasMyGuide !

 

[Perun]

Congrats, Judas!

 

[Collin]

Congrats!!!

 

[Brigantium]

Congrats, Judas!

 

[Diesel 11]

Congrats!

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Thank you, all of you

Does it mean that now I can finally officially make Dad jokes and like Dad rock?

 

[Edington]

Also time to rock the Dad bod.

 

[Diesel 11]

Thank you, all of you

Does it mean that now I can finally officially make Dad jokes and like Dad rock?

You’re only 27, so maybe wait till he turns old enough to feel embarrassed by you in the presence of his friends.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

My wife is usually embarrassed enough for the both of them, though...

 

[Deleted member 7164]

Congrats man!

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Congratulations Judas!

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Thank you, thank you all.

I'm on an Elton binge and I'm pretty emotional now, so take all of my posts today with a grain of salt

 

[Black Wizard]

I just saw a sort of brawl in a pub. It was cool.

 

[Diesel 11]

so take all of my posts today with a grain of salt

We already do, don’t worry.

 

[Collin]

I just saw a sort of brawl in a pub. It was cool.

Did you cast any spells Mr. Wizard?

 

[Black Wizard]

Did you cast any spells Mr. Wizard?

 

[Wogmidget]

Oh shit, nearly forgot @JudasMyGuide - nice work mate.

. . . Say goodbye to your good night's sleep

 

[JudasMyGuide]

We already do, don’t worry.

"It's quite peculiar in a funny sort of way
They think it's very funny everything I say
Get a load of him, he's so insane
You better get your coat, dear
It looks like rain"

Nah, just kidding

Oh shit, nearly forgot @JudasMyGuide - nice work mate.

Thanks

 

[Brigantium]

I just saw a sort of brawl in a pub. It was cool.

Why 'sort of'? I was going to ask if it was a shandy-drinking southern excuse for a brawl, but then I remembered you'd returned to the homeland. Any unicorns involved?