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[Wogmidget]

. . . I only got 14

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

895 the other day

 

[Wogmidget]

That's just vulgar

 

[Lampwick 43]

So I interviewed for a supervisor position at work. The higher pay would be nice, but honestly the best part about it is the hours: Mon - Fri 7-4, weekends off expect for once a month when I'd have to work a single weekend day. I should find out by Tuesday if I get it.

In completely unrelated news, I'm going to a strip club tonight.

 

[LooseCannon]

Good luck on both!

 

[Jer]

My dog’s farts are always silent, and always extremely deadly. Sometimes I wonder just how many hours of my life I’ve spent sitting in my dog’s noxious fart clouds. It’s probably a scary number.

 

[LooseCannon]

In completely unrelated news, I'm going to a strip club tonight.

Other than briefly entering one to collect drunk members of a party of friends, I've actually never been to one.

 

[Diesel 11]

My dog’s farts are always silent, and always extremely deadly. Sometimes I wonder just how many hours of my life I’ve spent sitting in my dog’s noxious fart clouds. It’s probably a scary number.

Thanks for the info, jersey of a curry.

 

[Collin]

jersey of a curry.

Diesel of a weasel.

 

[Diesel 11]

Diesel of a weasel.

Enthrollin collin

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[Lampwick 43]

Other than briefly entering one to collect drunk members of a party of friends, I've actually never been to one.

I've been a couple times, but not in many years. My birthday is on Monday, so I'm celebrating this weekend. It's kind of a big one, so I'm going all-out.

 

[Brigantium]

My dog’s farts are always silent, and always extremely deadly. Sometimes I wonder just how many hours of my life I’ve spent sitting in my dog’s noxious fart clouds. It’s probably a scary number.

Whatever turns you on, I guess.

 

[Jer]

Whatever turns you on, I guess.

Most decidedly not. Just ruminating on a sad fact of life.

 

[Diesel 11]

Stop ruminating and enjoy the beauty of the German language instead:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1395415414033692

 

[Saapanael]

Between school, work and working out my body has become so tired and sore that it's a major relief to finally sit down this Saturday night and relax.

Spoiler

@Travis The Dragon and light up some of the good old.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

So, in other news, me son was just born.

Weighing in 4,55 kg (that's precisely ten pounds for ye imperialers), healthy and crying surprisingly little.

Wifey had a long labor, so I've been on my feet for the good part of the last 26 hours, so I'm feeling preeeety dizzy now.

 

[LooseCannon]

So, in other news, me son was just born.

Weighing in 4,55 kg (that's precisely ten pounds for ye imperialers), healthy and crying surprisingly little.

Congratulations, and thanks for taking the time to share the news here! Now go take care of Mrs. Judas and Judas Jr, and send them both the love of random internet metalheads!

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Congratulations, and thanks for taking the time to share the news here! Now go take care of Mrs. Judas and Judas Jr, and send them both the love of random internet metalheads!

Thanks. Unfortunately, they stayed at the hospital (mandatory) while I had to go home (No Bed for Beatle Judas - actually, they don't allow spouse sleepovers there in Czechia), which is just good, because they're gonna take care of the kid tonight and she'll get some sleep. But I'll give her the regards tomorrow when I come to visit.

 

[Number 6]

congrats!