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[Saapanael]

Shit happens, and sometimes more shit happens than all the other times.

Yup, that's how it goes and everything is fine, but these mishaps and some stuff I regret saying in my drunken state are giving me mad anxiety right now. Gotta try and sleep it off, what else.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

All these top text/bottom text memes are giving me year 8 flashbacks

At least it's not memz.

 

[Brigantium]

Look up the slang meaning for 'sloppy seconds' if you're not already aware. And pray Janick isn't involved.

 

[Edington]

Why on earth were you discussing sloppy seconds here anyway?

 

[Brigantium]

I'm not sure, actually. I think he was referring to Janick being sloppy.

 

[Black Wizard]

Had my weetabix.

 

[Wogmidget]

Had my weetabix.

Top man

 

[LooseCannon]

Oh good, weetabix. Something fucking normal.

 

[Perun]

I'm in the library.

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm in the library.

What book are you reading?

 

[Magnus]

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

rawr

 

[Edington]

Fire Breathing Camel is my new band name.

 

[Black Wizard]

This evening was supposed to be dedicated to writing a paper, but instead I have been dealing with IT issues. Sad!

 

[Wogmidget]

 

[Magnus]

I think you overrate the illicit drugs and underrate the common man.

I, for one, never needed cocaine to praise Magnus' dick, to make Brigs say/write "sloppy seconds" or to raise comparisons to Shane McGowan. Or to imply Cried's castration, for that matter.

With your permission, I'd like to use Judas Praise My Dick as a story title.
Attempted in the style of Philip K.

 

[Diesel 11]

Did two presentations today because I was stuck in English class from 8 - 12:30. The first one was a presentation on Herman Melville which was an entire half hour long - one reason because I like to elaborate, the other because I played a ten minute song (Ahab’s “Old Thunder”) to give an example of Melville’s writing style (why get their fast when you can get there slowly?).

Then a girl asked me to present her project randomly and like the good chap I am I naturally complied. It was on Arthur Miller, and I love The Crucible, so that was cool. Both presentations went off without a hitch and were fun today.

Rest of the day sucked, though. God does my head hurt.

 

[Wogmidget]

Did two presentations today because I was stuck in English class from 8 - 12:30. The first one was a presentation on Herman Melville which was an entire half hour long - one reason because I like to elaborate, the other because I played a ten minute song (Ahab’s “Old Thunder”) to give an example of Melville’s writing style (why get their fast when you can get there slowly?).

Then a girl asked me to present her project randomly and like the good chap I am I naturally complied. It was on Arthur Miller, and I love The Crucible, so that was cool. Both presentations went off without a hitch and were fun today.

Rest of the day sucked, though. God does my head hurt.

Why are people allowed to get other people to present their projects?

 

[Diesel 11]

Why are people allowed to get other people to present their projects?

It’s using their resources wisely.

 

[Wogmidget]

It’s using their resources wisely.

So, is it a group thing, or can you literally just palm off the actual presenting of your presentation to someone else?