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[The Flash]

I once entered the new year by doing pushups, hoping that it'd be a year of much physical activity and I'd be ripped by the end of the year.

Didn't work.

 

[Black Wizard]

I have no plans for tonight so I will probably watch Doctor Strange on Netflix.

 

[Edington]

I have no plans for tonight so I will probably watch Doctor Strange on Netflix.

Good idea, eat some of that cannabis chocolate while you watch it.

 

[The Flash]

I'll eat junk food for the first time this year. That's the plan.

That, and I also plan to go to bed relatively early and start the new year on a productive note.

 

[Brigantium]

Post 'Alexander the Great' now, and New Zealanders can instantly watch it tomorrow.

 

[Black Wizard]

Good idea, eat some of that cannabis chocolate while you watch it.

I didn't buy any.

 

[Wogmidget]

Post 'Alexander the Great' now, and New Zealanders can instantly watch it tomorrow.

They still won't be able to hear it live

 

[Black Wizard]

They still won't be able to hear it live

I hope you're wrong.

 

[Wogmidget]

Officially posting this in 2019

What's it like living in the past, peasants?

 

[Black Wizard]

What's it like living in the past, peasants?

Like the fucking stone age. What new inventions are there in the future, Exalted One?

 

[Wogmidget]

Elon Musk has opened a weed plantation on Mars

Oh, and there's a new, slightly more fragile iPhone

 

[Black Wizard]

there's a new, slightly more fragile iPhone

I'd better get in the fucking queue then.

 

[Wogmidget]

I'd better get in the fucking queue then.

Better pack a tent (which is much easier now they come in dehydrated powder form)

 

[Black Wizard]

Better pack a tent (which is much easier now they come in dehydrated powder form)

That's great to know. This will make travelling to festivals much easier.

 

[Brigantium]

Does this mean that when exposed to all the surface water at Download, your tent will balloon up to palacial proportions?

 

[LooseCannon]

I think if it's exposed to too much water, it will lose its stability and simply become a goo coating all your things. So basically, you're drowned if you do and drowned if you don't.

 

[Black Wizard]

you're drowned if you do and drowned if you don't.

 

[Brigantium]

Maybe that's what actually happened at Download the other year. The entire place was covered in dissolved tents. I'd never before come across mud with the consistency of vegetable soup.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I think last New Year's Eve I played Africa so the chorus kicked in at exactly midnight

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

My plan for this evening is to hang up the new calendars .