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Woke up more refreshed than usual after sleeping on my stomach. Now drinking black coffee, listening to some tunes and feeling fine. Some mornings are so much better than others.
 
I smoked a cigar yesterday for the first time ever. It was a special occassion though so won't do it again (or often).
 
Night Prowler said:
I smoked a cigar yesterday for the first time ever. It was a special occassion though so won't do it again (or often).
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I tried a cigar with a friend some years ago. We smoked for nearly an hour and half of it was still left.
FTB said:
Smoked a cigar for the first time at my graduation party early 2000's. Noone told me to not inhale it like cigarettes.

15 minutes later almost completely shit my pants
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Almost completely but only somewhat shat your pants?
 
My Dad claims he once ate a cigar. It was down the pit and they had a surprise inspection looking for banned stuff. He'd bought a single expensive cigar for very little from a fellow worker (probably stolen or obtained without the relevant customs duty being paid). He couldn't flush it down a toilet for some reason so he ate it. Then had to find a toilet quickly.
 
Bidding for a new apartment is even more stressful than landing in gusting crosswinds.

Having a dentist appointment just before the bidding doesn't provide stress relief.

Also, I didn't get the apartment ... on the positive side, my teeth are good.
 
Brigantium said:
My Dad claims he once ate a cigar. It was down the pit and they had a surprise inspection looking for banned stuff. He'd bought a single expensive cigar for very little from a fellow worker (probably stolen or obtained without the relevant customs duty being paid). He couldn't flush it down a toilet for some reason so he ate it. Then had to find a toilet quickly.
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Wait what? He ate it after floating in a toilet? That's ... Pretty bad ass
 
Dr. Eddies Wingman said:
Bidding for a new apartment is even more stressful than landing in gusting crosswinds.

Having a dentist appointment just before the bidding doesn't provide stress relief.

Also, I didn't get the apartment ... on the positive side, my teeth are good.
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Stick with the gusting crosswinds.

FTB said:
Wait what? He ate it after floating in a toilet? That's ... Pretty bad ass
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No, he didn't try. I assumed it was the kind of toilet where you could see what was below for a while, not a good one with a water flushing system. This was down a coalmine in the 1960s after all.
 
Brigantium said:
Stick with the gusting crosswinds.
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Seems I'll get some of that tonight. Currently there's rain and thunder, forecasted to clear up during the afternoon, but who knows how long the turbulent air remains. Yesterday there were some showers too, but I flew from 19:45 to 21:50 and the air calmed down significantly.
 
It feels very nice to get send pictures from me mom how they are close to Dying in Germany because of the heat while laying around ohrid lake with 28 degrees:D
 
Brigantium said:
My Dad claims he once ate a cigar. It was down the pit and they had a surprise inspection looking for banned stuff. He'd bought a single expensive cigar for very little from a fellow worker (probably stolen or obtained without the relevant customs duty being paid). He couldn't flush it down a toilet for some reason so he ate it. Then had to find a toilet quickly.
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He could've used the ol' Mexican/Colombian drug trafficker technique and shoved it up his arse.
 
Someone explain to me why, despite living in the 21st century, with extremely good access to modern technology, many Germans refuse to install air conditioning.
 
Diesel 11 said:
Someone explain to me why, despite living in the 21st century, with extremely good access to modern technology, many Germans refuse to install air conditioning.
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They haven't needed it until recently. Europe doesn't get as hot as North America does (until very recently). Also, a/c is expensive and a power drain.
 
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