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[Brigantium]

"Someon's flesh is rotting tonight." Another lovely set of lyrics totally inappropriate for singing quietly to oneself while walking around the supermarket.

 

[Ariana]

Somersby Watermelon. Not particularly good in the first place, but tastes even worse with meatballs.

 

[Night Prowler]

Have some Ariana instead.

 

[Diesel 11]

Nicko day!

 

[Brigantium]

Oh god, is that a flavoured cider? Horrible invention.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Artificial watermelon flavour + meatballs... Ariana - you're your own worst enemy.

 

[Ariana]

I like to live on the edge.

 

[Number 6]

So, I was reading a(n absurd) "fan" review of Rock In Rio today, and the reviewer started criticizing and complaining about Nicko for his overuse of — wait for it... double-bass pedal. I... I didn't even know what to say when I read that.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

Tank man - recently discovered source (2016)

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

So, I was reading a(n absurd) "fan" review of Rock In Rio today, and the reviewer started criticizing and complaining about Nicko for his overuse of — wait for it... double-bass pedal. I... I didn't even know what to say when I read that.

Almost as annoying as Adrian's overuse of 7-string guitars!

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Ah, the Rock in Rio version with bonus footage of Maiden presenting Face in the Sand from the upcoming studio album to the Rio crowd.

So it indeed exists!

 

[Mosh]

Is that the one where they get Britney Spears to do guest vocals on Blood Brothers?

 

[Number 6]

Is that the one where they get Britney Spears to do guest vocals on Blood Brothers?

Yes. And after Bruce's (fake, obvs) rant about her, there was a magic trick in which he killed her off using an iron maiden torture device. Oh, wait...

 

[The Flash]

Bruce's rant on Britney is the ultimate dick move in his career. So uncalled for.

 

[Diesel 11]

Eh, she had it comin'.

 

[matic22]

Conspiracy theory #5378239:

Bruce insults Britney at RIR 2001-> She has a nervous breakdown later that year because of it -> Bin Laden attacks USA, because he feels sorry for Britney and thinks that America caused her breakdown, but it was actually Bruce


#BruceCaused9/11Confirmed

 

[Night Prowler]

#9/11RuinedIcedEarth

 

[The Flash]

Bruce insults Britney at RIR 2001-> She has a nervous breakdown later that year because of it

Britney had her breakdown in 2007, theory debunked.

 

[matic22]

Britney had her breakdown in 2007, theory debunked.

Noone said a public breakdown... Theory is still on.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Noone said a public breakdown... Theory is still on.

But if the breakdown wasn't public, how would Bin Laden know about it? Theory in question.