Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

[Black Wizard]

I suspect it wasn't humidified properly. It has too much relief on it, low action on the nut, high action on the saddle. I don't want to mess around with the truss rod, so I'll take it to the shop.

 

[Saapanael]

low action on the nut

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Guitar, the instrument that lets you talk about nuts, action and fingering minors, as much as you wish.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Also, I think we have drug dealers living across the road.

 

[Black Wizard]

Also, I think we have drug dealers living across the road.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

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Guitar, the instrument that lets you talk about nuts, action and fingering minors, as much as you wish.

You forgot about G-strings!

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Also strap ons, saddle screws and knobs.

...oh yeah, and head.

So, have ye been working on yer fingerstyle lately?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Yeh, pull-offs.

 

[Saapanael]

 

[Magnus]

Always had this suspicion guitarists were perverse, thank you guys for clearing my mind.

 

[Black Wizard]

How does one end a cover letter? (Before signing it of course.)

 

[Magnus]

Sincerely,
Black Wizard, Poster of the 100000th reply in the 100k thread

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

How does one end a cover letter? (Before signing it of course.)

Enjoy, Ballbags.

 

[Black Wizard]

These are excellent suggestions, but I meant before signing off.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Well, I assume the cover letter goes before something else that they are supposed to read so I find my suggestion tip top, to be fair.

 

[Magnus]

These are excellent suggestions, but I meant before signing off.

I look forward to discussing my qualifications and unseemly love for female vocalists in more detail.

 

[Black Wizard]

I look forward to discussing my qualifications and unseemly love for female vocalists in more detail.

This would be a good way to apply to be Simone Simons or Charlotte Wessels PA.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

These are excellent suggestions, but I meant before signing off.

What up, fools? Hope you enjoy this meteorological drivel. Please be advised, this is just a guide thesis, please don't sue. And be aware that if you are a bunch litigious bitches, any action shall prove fruitless. As they say round my way; ye can't take knickers off a bare ass.

Enjoy, ballbags.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I see we are now, among other things, posting pictures of weird guitars. Here's one maybe Mr. Smith would want.

 

[Magnus]

What up, fools? Hope you enjoy this meteorological drivel. Please be advised, this is just a guide thesis, please don't sue. And be aware that if you are a bunch litigious bitches, any action shall prove fruitless. As they say round my way; ye can't take knickers off a bare ass.

Enjoy, ballbags.

Absolute winner.

 

[Magnus]

Resistance is futile.
Sincerely, etc.