Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

[Diesel 11]

Goal for today: reach 99000 posts.

Is this too big of a goal for one day?

 

[Night Prowler]

Yeah.

 

[Diesel 11]

@CriedWhenBrucieLeft what do you think?

 

[Saapanael]

Cried is busy cleaning the daily cat crap off his lawn.

 

[Diesel 11]

I say scrap the lawn altogether. Or kill the cats. Or both.

 

[Yax]

I say scrap the lawn altogether. Or kill the cats. Or both.

I will *insert preferable threat by cat-fanatic-Yax*.

 

[Diesel 11]

Isn't it about time we wrote a book on 1001 Ways To Kill A Cat?

 

[Magnus]

Goal for today: reach 99000 posts.

Is this too big of a goal for one day?

Dunno, but you'll easily reach your own 1000

 

[Magnus]

@CriedWhenBrucieLeft what do you think?

Cried will always triumph.

 

[Diesel 11]

Dunno, but you'll easily reach your own 1000

Shhh!

 

[Perun]

I know how weird this will sound to most people, but we bought a desk for my gf's daughter at Ikea today, and while building it, I suddenly felt I understood everything my parents ever did for me.

 

[Diesel 11]

I just realized that "blow your mind" is a sexual reference.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

Only if you house your cognitive ability down there.

 

[Magnus]

I was going to say "for dickheads only" but Zare put it more elegantly

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

@CriedWhenBrucieLeft what do you think?

You need to lower your expectations a little.

Cried is busy cleaning the daily cat crap off his lawn.

They have been thwarted by Cried's genius! And as a consequence: no more daily shit removal from the lawn.

I know how weird this will sound to most people, but we bought a desk for my gf's daughter at Ikea today, and while building it, I suddenly felt I understood everything my parents ever did for me.

That's a trip to Ikea for you! Gives you a whole new perspective on life.

 

[Diesel 11]

You need to lower your expectations a little.

Fine, fine, 98999. There, ya happy?

And also:

Dunno, but you'll easily reach your own 1000

Holy shit.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

We

 

[Travis The Dragon]

will

 

[Travis The Dragon]

reach

 

[Travis The Dragon]

98,100 posts.