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Let's start the day with a silly joke.

A German family of five arrives at the Italian border in their Audi Quattro, and are pulled over by a customs agent. He tells them:
- It's not legal to drive five in that car! Quattro means four, don't you know?
- What nonsense, replies the driver of the Audi. - Let me talk with your superior.
- That's not possible, he's over there talking to the elderly couple in a Fiat Uno!
 
I have to go to another uni's library to study, because at my uni the elevator isn't working (library is at 5th floor <_<), the toilet on the 5th floor isn't working and AC in the library isn't working <_< >_>
 
I just had a confusing moment where I couldn't tell the difference between some of the sounds in an Epica song and the sound of my doorbell. As I was expecting a delivery I went downstairs to check and the postman was standing at the door. He rang the doorbell as I reached the bottom of the stairs but I have no idea if that was the second time or if Epica use doorbell sounds in their music. Anyway, my Alter Bridge ticket for the Royal Albert Hall has arrived.
 
I've played my global-warming-is-real card and haven't booked vacation yet. I'll probably go in a week. Hoping for summer to last till October.
 
I just had a confusing moment where I couldn't tell the difference between some of the sounds in an Epica song and the sound of my doorbell. As I was expecting a delivery I went downstairs to check and the postman was standing at the door. He rang the doorbell as I reached the bottom of the stairs but I have no idea if that was the second time or if Epica use doorbell sounds in their music. Anyway, my Alter Bridge ticket for the Royal Albert Hall has arrived.
This happened to me once when I was listening to Dead Skin Mask by Slayer.
 
*puts on Slayer*
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Well if you must know, this one time awhile back I was home alone, and you know that 'MR GEIN MR GEIN HEY I DONT WANNA PLAY ANYMORE MR GEEEEEEEEEIN' near the end? Thought it was my sister. Paused the song three times before I realized what it was. :facepalm:
 
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