I had almost completely forgotten about the magnificent harmony joy rides of Wesley Willis.
Allow me to quote some classic lyrics...
From "Fuck With Me And Find Out":
You think you can get away with murder
You don't know who you're fooling with
I'm going to shoot you with my BB gun
Keep on with the shit
Keep on talking shit to me, and I will bust you in your chops
Plus I'm going to knock your block off
Gingerbread knocked me to the floor
He picked up a stick and hit me upside the head once and in the back six times
He also BB'ed me in the back with his BB gun
From "Eat That Mule Shit":
Suck a hyena's ass
Suck a racehorse's dick
Suck a cheetah's ass
Lick a horse's asshole
Suck a snow leopard's ass
Suck a mountain goat's dick
Suck a caribou's asshole out
Eat that antelope shit and die, jerk!
Suck a baboon's ass
Suck a male camel's dick
Suck a Doberman pincer's cock
Suck a reindeer's smelly ass, mothafucka!
From "Cut The Mullet":
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
Obviously, Wesley Willis was a genius!