Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
-Mr. Edmund Blackadder
 
Hunlord said:
"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
-Mr. Edmund Blackadder
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Different strokes for different folks :p
 
What was all this talk of us getting 10,000 posts by the end of last year. At this rate, we may just get their by the end of this year.
 
Don't look at me! It was No. 5's campaign and he disappeared mid-December and hasn't shown his ugly mug since.
 
Sure the original thread was AM's campaign, but the whole "10,000 by Christmas" was all No. 5's ludicrous, poppy seed induced crack-job of a dream...
 
And we could have achieved it if we all had no5's enthusiasm for this thread. Saying that, if we did we may well be on 20,000 by now.
 
CLIVE:
    People go, they're all moaning on, they say whales are more intelligent than human beings.
DEREK:
    Yeah.
CLIVE:
    Are they? Do you think whales and dolphins are more intelligent than human beings?
DEREK:
    Oh yeah.
CLIVE:
    Why?
DEREK:
    Says so.
CLIVE:
    Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK:
    Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE:
    You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world.
 
CLIVE:
    ..... so I volunteered for this new game they've got on, er, 'Celebrity Suicide'.
DEREK:
    Oh yeah (laughs)
CLIVE:
    In which, er, well-known celebrities, erm, put themselves in a noose and, er, .....
DEREK:
    Yeah.
CLIVE:
    ..... hang themselves. And the last person to die gets a - thousand quid.
DEREK:
    That's good.
CLIVE:
    But, er, they-, I wasn't selected.
DEREK:
    No, well, you wouldn't - be.
CLIVE:
    I said, "I-, is, .....
DEREK:
    It's fixed.
CLIVE:
    ..... is it because I'm only, er, one inch high ..... and four foot wide?", and they said, "No, it's nothing to do with that." 'Cause you know I'm very .....
DEREK:
    Well, you are .....
CLIVE:
    ..... wide on the ground and short in the air. And, er, they said, "No, it's nothing to with that," they said, "er, the basic fact is we think you're a cunt, .....
 
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