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[Black Wizard]

And this is why cats are better than dogs. A cat would never do such a thing....

 

[Brigantium]

Dogs are so rude at times.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

I have this image of two Scotsmen standing out and looking up.

"Aye, MacDuff, what's that odd bright thing in the sky?"
"Well, MacDonald, that's tha sun! Tis a mythical creature!"

Ed Byrne at 1:15

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

And this is why cats are better than dogs. A cat would never do such a thing....

True, cats use their claws to do damage rather than their teeth.

But cats are more deceitful. If a dog doesn't like you, you know it right away. The sneaky feline, however, pretends it doesn't mind ... then hits you when you don't expect it.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I take it we're not referring to the biting but more to the not apologising? I mean, we all do silly things, but it doesn't cost you anything to say sorry. Rude little bastard.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Well, animals aren't good at apologizing. They're good at pretending they didn't do anything wrong though.

 

[Black Wizard]

Well, animals aren't good at apologizing. They're good at pretending they didn't do anything wrong though.

Oh my God. That kitten could never do anything wrong.

 

[Cornfed Hick]

Oh my God. That kitten could never do anything wrong.

That kitten is a vicious murderer. Domestic housecats kill between 1 and 3 billion -- with a "b" -- birds in the U.S. every year, according to recent studies.

 

[Black Wizard]

Not that cat.

 

[Night Prowler]

Yeah man, why are all your non-Maidenfans friends such assholes?

They don't listen to Maiden duuuuuh

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That's probably just the US though. Cats are far more civilised in Great Britain.

 

[Night Prowler]

I've heard English cats like to oppress the Scottish ones though.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Did a little bird whisper that in your ear?

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That little bird is dead now.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

 

[Diesel 11]

Imagine if Sign of the Cross was sung to the tune of Eye of the Tiger.

It's the sign of the Cross, it's the name of the rose
Standing alone in the wind and rain
Feeling the fear that is growing
Nothing to do but await the sign....
Of the Cross.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Yeh, I'm totally feeling that. In the Steve Harris making lyrics fit that don't fit kind of way.

 

[Diesel 11]

Yeah it's stupid, but this is what my brain does to me when I'm in the shower.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Right. Does any other part of you do anything to you in the shower?