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[Brigantium]

People cheering on Nigel Farage, who hasn't really done a whole lot apart from being a favourite rent-a-quote for tabloids, seeing as traditional-right Eurosceptics (eg Eurosceptic Tories) are generally more dignified in what they say and do.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Bologna: Raised in Bologna? That's a pretty random question. No.
Pepsi: Raised on milk, me. Don't drink fizzy pop of any kind any more.
Played in the dirt: Dug big holes, made tunnels, though I was a Tunnel Rat. So yip.
Got your butt spanked: In high School a couple of times, yeh...
Had 3 tv channels and an outside antenna: Didn't have a TV, so no.
School started with The Pledge: Nothing needed polished, not sure what this question is asking.
Had a bedtime: Who the fuck didn't or doesn't have a bedtime?!
Rode in back of pickup trucks: Would never have used the words "pickup truck", so no.
Recorded songs from the radio: Of course. Still got the tapes.
With cassette tapes: What else would I record with? My mind?
Drank from a hose: Yes, and puddles too.
Played in the creek: Don't have "creeks".
Said sir and ma'am: Certainly not, I'm not American.

I turned out just braw.

I love your style on here!

 

[Forostar]

Noooo... that's Cervelatwurst!

Current day difference:

With garlic: Salami
With pepper and salt: Cervelaat

In the past the names had more to do with quality difference: salami had more meat and less fat. There are two other names that popped up in this row, from most meat and least fat to least meat and most fat:

Salami, cervelaat, snijworst, boerenmetworst


You know what's silly? In Poland they call a schnitzel kotlet.

Kotlet, kotelet, Kotelett... that's something entirely different.

 

[Ariana]

The office party was mostly fun, but the bar ran out of all alcohol around 12:30 am. That's bad planning.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

... or good planning?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Kotlet, kotelet, Kotelett... that's something entirely different.

A pork chop, yes?

 

[Forostar]

Yep. Or cutlet.

The Polish kotlet is coated with breadcrumbs similar to Viennese schnitzel.

 

[LooseCannon]

That looks pretty good. Can you pack one up and ship it here?

 

[Perun]

You do the same with German Kotelett.

 

[Saapanael]

I've become more anxious than ever lately, not entirely sure why. I think it has to do with being afraid to open up to people. Working out helps though.

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[Saapanael]

Weed?

Are you suggesting that as a cure? No, it doesn't help.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I have a friend who had to stop toking because he started to get anxiety.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Back when they were super amazing!

 

[Saapanael]

I'm suggesting it could (for some people) be the trigger.

Oh, I have feared the same and made it quite sure that the root cause is something else.

 

[The Flash]

I've become more anxious than ever lately, not entirely sure why. I think it has to do with being afraid to open up to people. Working out helps though.

Don't be anxious man, we're all just a bunch of dumbasses pretending not to be dumbasses. Just have fun.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

 

[Black Wizard]

Top of the morning to ya!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

And to you, young Wizard!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

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