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[SixesAlltheway]

Today's spam thread title poetry:

If witnessed bone, lengthens, neighbours
Fungal postal phobic air; transplant
that oftentimes getting real abilities
Do figure-of-eight expectations, transcend pulse;
digesting 1%

That's deep stuff.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

especially in Greece where 99% of hotels only have a hole in the floor instead of a proper bathtub or shower

I have a friend whose traveling to Crete for her honeymoon....looking forward to finding out if this is true

 

[Forostar]

It really annoys me when I'm trying to book a hotel and they don't have photos of bathrooms in their apartments. It's a pet peeve of mine, especially in Greece where 99% of hotels only have a hole in the floor instead of a proper bathtub or shower. Most of them don't even have a curtain or anything

Don't remember much of this on Crete and Rhodos. We couldn't throw toilet paper in the toilet though.

 

[bearfan]

Don't remember much of this on Crete and Rhodos. We couldn't throw toilet paper in the toilet though.

Where did you put it?

 

[bearfan]

I have a friend whose traveling to Crete for her honeymoon....looking forward to finding out if this is true

Are they landing or parachuting in?

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Hopefully landing?

 

[bearfan]

Hopefully landing?

First thing that comes to mind with Crete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Crete

 

[Forostar]

Where did you put it?

In some basket next to the pot.

 

[bearfan]

In some basket in the corner of the room.

Interesting .. note to self, make thorough facilities inquiries if I plan on going there. I work with a guy from Cyprus, I'll have to ask him about the toilet facilities there .. he is always trying to talk me into vacationing there, says it is spectacular.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I was at Crete with my dad and his then girlfriend when I was about 14 or 15...All I remember is, pizza at the beach and buying Seventh Son and Fear of The Dark there and listening to them by the pool. Don't remember the toilets though...

 

[bearfan]

I was at Crete with my dad and his then girlfriend when I was about 14 or 15...All I remember is, pizza at the beach and buying Seventh Son and Fear of The Dark there and listening to them by the pool.

You got me beat

 

[Perun]

You guys will never want to see a Bulgarian motorway toilet, trust me.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I trust you. Motorway toilets in general are pretty bad....

 

[The Flash]

Upon being asked "What are your suggestions for building self confidence before going on stage to do public speaking" in class by my professor today, I raised my hand and said "Consume alcohol prior".

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Then what did he say?

 

[Perun]

"This guy has it figured out!"

 

[SixesAlltheway]

"Yes, exactly! See you next Tuesday! *burp"

 

[The Flash]

Then what did he say?

She laughed, then explained why that would be a wrong thing to do.

Then again, she's Russian, so she probably knows what's up.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

What is the aim of this class exactly? Help to speak in front of others in general? As in a class situation? or to speak to a big public event?

 

[The Flash]

The former.

One thing you have to is to impersonate a native speaker's speech in front of the class for 2 minutes. I'm thinking of doing Donald Trump.