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[Black Wizard]

Cool.

 

[LooseCannon]

that is a pretty good deal. I'd take that.

All I could think was, "Huh, there's my plane ticket to London."

 

[Black Wizard]

Car: polished. Owner: tired.

The car is tired as well.

You could have polished your bike as well, but I suspect you're too tired for that.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Ba-dum-tsh.

Polishing the bike? Then I'd have to wash it first.

In other news, I hope I can manage to stay awake for the duration of Azerbaijan v Norway starting shortly. It helps that the reporter doing the pre-match interview with the head coach is a beautiful girl (no Trump-ism intended)

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The Azerbaijan anthem sounds like the ending music from a tragic film where everyone died ...

 

[Black Wizard]

It helps that the reporter doing the pre-match interview with the head coach is a beautiful girl

I remember this from the Euros. The Norwegian presenters are much more attractive than Gary Liniker.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The pretty girl is now asking mean questions to Høgmo.

 

[Lampwick 43]

I'm slightlsy intoxicated, and craving pickles for some reason. That is all.

 

[Ariana]

You're pregnant.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Oh shit! Does that mean I have to stop drinking?

 

[Ariana]

WiFi passwords for airports around the world

Quite useful for Maidenfans on the move.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Keith says goodnight!

 

[terrell39]

WiFi passwords for airports around the world

Quite useful for Maidenfans on the move.

Thanks for the passwords, but beware...this page has powerful spam (like Blabbermouth). After opening this link and returning to the forum, most of the posts vanished (same thing happens to me when I click on an ad on Blabbermouth)

 

[Brigantium]

That is bizarre.

 

[The Flash]

I'm currently having the best hamburger of my life. The place I got it from is just around the corner from my house, too, never had bothered to give them a shot before.

 

[Saapanael]

My new pillow is awesome.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Sounds like your awesome pillow deserves a punch in the face. You know, maybe better than real faces.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

My new pillow is awesome.

Does it have a voice talking about burning hearts?

 

[Saapanael]

Sounds like your awesome pillow deserves a punch in the face. You know, maybe better than real faces.

The pillow would feel awesome to punch, but I don't want it to go out of shape.

Does it have a voice talking about burning hearts?

Erm...what reference would that be?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Erm...what reference would that be?

Nun liebe Kinder, gebt fein Acht ...