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[Black Wizard]

Born in 58 and 58.

Born in a mining town in '58.

 

[The Flash]

Found an old hoe in the garden shed today.

Did you call it Charlotte?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

No, as I don't normally give names to inanimate garden implements.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Apart from my secateurs, which I call The Gaping Maws of Death...

 

[Albie]

Just put a screen protector on my tablet. The problem is that the tiniest bit of dust that you may not see shows up like a sore thumb.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

... and my lawnmower which is called Poaceae Decapitator.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Found an old hoe in the garden shed today. Did a bit of hoeing.

And again...

 

[Albie]

I've decided to remove the scratch proof cover. You really do need a completely sterile environment to put it on. A place with no dogs.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That shouldn't be a problem if you don't have a dog.

 

[Albie]

I have two.

 

[Brigantium]

I've decided to remove the scratch proof cover. You really do need a completely sterile environment to put it on. A place with no dogs.

You've answered your own question from a few pages back.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

The pub? You aren't usually allowed dogs in pubs. Usually...

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Brewery I just started bartending at allows dogs. But we don't serve food.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Do you think you could make a wee bit more effort with your sentences.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

What for? Short and sweet. That's fine. I think.

 

[Perun]

No, as I don't normally give names to inanimate garden implements.

Cried talking about himself in first person again?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Brewery I just started bartending at allows dogs. But we don't serve food.

Not Brewdog, I presume?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Not Brewdog, I presume?

Nope. It's a local Chicago brewery called Begyle. They've got a taproom attached to the brewery and they seem to love advertising that they are "dog friendly," though only about 1 customer in 100 takes them up on it.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

If I lived nearby, I would I love beer and I love dogs.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Maidenfans Meetup and Maidendogs Meetup 2017?