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[JudasMyGuide]

Is that who he is, OK. Now I get it.

I... must...

#incrediblylamepun

 

[Travis The Dragon]

who are symph X?
does the mph stand for miles-per-hour?

 

[Yax]

Blaze does The Number Of The Beast rather well here.

 

[Albie]

So I've paid restaurant bills using PayPal and bar bills and petrol using android pay. I am so 2016.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

The other day I procured a late 19th century book with grubby ripped pieces of paper & dirty metal discs...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

In all seriousness, who the hell are all these new members trolling about "lazy" setlists?

Anyway...

Blaze does The Number Of The Beast rather well here.

Only 30 seconds in & all I'm thinking is: look at 90's Maiden crowds! Not a fucking phone to be seen. Looks positively mental in comparison to the stationary, passive, static crowds of 2016. Even at Wacken, the "best Heavy Metal..." (blah blah), the crowd was practically motionless. Ah, back in the day...

Also, what the hell is Dave wearing?

 

[Albie]

I have no idea how long this will be available on YouTube, but here is the full Wacken show in HD:

 

[DJ James]

Happy Birthday Bruce, here's to the greatest frontman in heavy metal history.

 

[Collin]

Happy Birthday Bruce! I hope your age doesn't continue to climb like monkeys!

Spoiler

That was really corny

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Why is it a fucking hurricane outside right now? Heavy gusts and pissing rain!

EXPLAIN THIS SCOTTISH AUGUST WEATHER TO CRIED!!

Yeh, Happy Birthday Brucie. Don't leave again...

 

[Forostar]

Happy Birthday Bruce!

 

[Travis The Dragon]

A VERY SUPER EXTRA SPECIAL HAPPY Birthday to Bruce!

 

[Albie]

Born in 58 and 58.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

A VERY SUPER EXTRA SPECIAL HAPPY Birthday to Bruce!

What's so special about your Birthday message? I mean, you've big grown up letters there; but, "super"? "Extra"? You're going to need a picture or something...

Born in 58 and 58.

It's them numbers again!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'm on a boat. And judging by the number of Germans on this ship, we will be sunk.

 

[Perun]

I'm on a boat. And judging by the number of Germans on this ship, we will be sunk.

Say hi to Blücher.

 

[Collin]

Damn. I think I just broke my guitar with the floyd rose...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Say hi to Blücher.

Geographically, I'm closer to Tirpitz right now.

 

[Perun]

So I was skimming my Facebook feed and a headline about a TV show and one about a breaking news item on a suicide attack in Pakistan merged to "Breaking Bad a Blast in Quetta".

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Found an old hoe in the garden shed today. Did a bit of hoeing.