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[Albie]

But then again, at least the bus was doing a constant speed.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

As long as the bus driver wasn't on speed. But then again, he was drunk - bad enough.

 

[Brigantium]

And you leave the road rage to somebody else.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

And you leave the road rage to somebody else.

Always a good thing.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Damn EW! That's really messed up!

And so is Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter as you will find out from this:

 

[LooseCannon]

It's common sense, man! Do you see the surface being curved anywhere? Check mate!

I have seen the curvature of the earth. I have watched ships sink on the horizon. Truly incredible.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

I have seen the curvature of the earth. I have watched ships sink on the horizon. Truly incredible.

 

[Perun]

I have seen the curvature of the earth. I have watched ships sink on the horizon. Truly incredible.

So have I. But that doesn't convince Flat Earthers.

 

[Albie]

The Sun being the same size as the Moon gets me as well. Bizzare train of thought these people have.

 

[Night Prowler]

Got to the pool. Within 5 minutes I sat on my sunglasses and broke them, then fell from the sunbed twice: first time it flipped over, second time it broke completely.

 

[Perun]

Got to the pool. Within 5 minutes I sat on my sunglasses and broke them, then fell from the sunbed twice: first time it flipped over, second time it broke completely.

If only I had been there to see this...

 

[Brigantium]

Got to the pool. Within 5 minutes I sat on my sunglasses and broke them, then fell from the sunbed twice: first time it flipped over, second time it broke completely.

You're back in Montenegro, aren't you?

 

[Saapanael]

Got to the pool. Within 5 minutes I sat on my sunglasses and broke them, then fell from the sunbed twice: first time it flipped over, second time it broke completely.

A classic NP skit.

 

[Albie]

It's Monday and I'm at work. We've had some major issues that we've now resolved. Sitting on some sunglasses whilst on a sun bed is minor.

 

[Night Prowler]

So I put the sunbed behind me and got a new one. Later some older ladies took that spot and one of them took it then fell the same way I did. I laughed my ass off

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

You didn't warn her? You evil bastard!

 

[Brigantium]

He's put it up on Youtube as well.

 

[The Flash]

I too went to the pool, just came back. Fortunately -or unfortunately for purposes of story telling- nothing out of ordinary happened.

 

[Brigantium]

I'd go to the pool but it would be absolutely freezing

 

[Albie]

Got a new tablet. And it's pretty good.