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[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

One day you're going to "accidentally" delete my account SMX, and then...

 

[DJ James]

Tomorrow's my first day of college taking naps and getting laid.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Surely the other way around? Getting laid, then taking naps...

 

[DJ James]

Yeah that'd work better.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Get laid, then take a nap... in college!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Dunno what I'm saying, all I did was shoot pool at Uni...

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Dunno what I'm saying, all I did was shoot pool at Uni...

How do you load a pool into a gun? And what exactly is Uni? Are you shooting a pool at the universe? If it's olympic sized, we could be drowning!

 

[The Flash]

Whenever I change my answer at the last second in exams, the initial answer turns out to be correct. I changed my answer at the last second in a recent exam then went "It's always the initial one that's right" out of experience and restored the initial answer back.

Spoiler

The correct answer was the second one.

 

[DJ James]

Have any of the Americans/Canadians here bought a Trooper pre-show party upgrade?

 

[Ariana]

Merry Christmas to @Night Prowler and everyone else who celebrates it today.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Merry Christmas to @Night Prowler and everyone else who celebrates it today.

Cried celebrates Christmas this Saturday!

How do you load a pool into a gun? And what exactly is Uni? Are you shooting a pool at the universe? If it's olympic sized, we could be drowning!

Please tell me you're trying to be amusing?

 

[LooseCannon]

Have any of the Americans/Canadians here bought a Trooper pre-show party upgrade?

Nah.

 

[DJ James]

Nah.

Yeah, that's I thought. I was checking out all what came with it last night.

On a side note, two good friends of mine traveled to Peru over the holidays. One of them brought back some Peruvian coffee for me. It is delicious.

 

[Night Prowler]

Merry Christmas to @Night Prowler and everyone else who celebrates it today.

Thanks

I had two lunches today, gonna destroy all the hard work I did in the gym

 

[Saapanael]

Came home to see that a car had crashed into my neighbour's fence.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I didn't read that properly & on first glance read "...neighbour's face"...

 

[Saapanael]

Now a tow car came and took the crashed car away. I feel like a small child full of excitement for something they've never seen before.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You ever typed "invisible cat" into Google? No, I hear you say...

Here are five examples!

 

[Maturin]

The thermometer outside my kitchen window was at -24 C this morning. It's cold.

 

[LooseCannon]

The thermometer outside my kitchen window was at -24 C this morning. It's cold.

That's almost Canada cold.

Almost.