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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

That's where most academics start to turn grey.

 

[Perun]

I can see why...

 

[Saapanael]

There are viruses in my computer making it slower and popping up ads in my browser 24/7. I did a scan where these were discovered but does anyone know what I can do to actually remove them?

 

[Night Prowler]

uBlock Origin for the browser (if it's Chrome) to block the ads. What antivirus or program did you use to scan?

 

[Saapanael]

Don't remember the name, but it did a scan for free while repairing would've cost something.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

You need some kind of Adblock for your browser. Very easy to install. What browser do you use?

Then get these three programs which all have free versions that are just as useful as their paid versions.

CCleaner
SuperAnti Spyware
Malwarebytes - Anti-Malware

Install adblock and do scans regularly with all three of these free programs.

 

[Saapanael]

Guys, I've used Adblock for years. It's the virus that makes the ads pop up, bypassing Adblock and even uninstalling it.
Thanks for the programs, I'll try 'em.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

Download and burn this CD

https://www.f-secure.com/en/web/labs_global/rescue-cd

On a clean computer. Then boot it on yours. It'll scan and remove viruses without booting infected operating system, so any anti-anti-virus mechanisms that these viruses might implement won't be effective.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Thanks for the programs, I'll try 'em.

Let us know if any of them helped any...

 

[DJ James]

I've been listening to Vader nonstop recently, very good band. I'm going to check out Entombed next, I've heard good things about them.

 

[Pand]

I'm going to check out Entombed next, I've heard good things about them.

You won't be disappointed.

 

[The Flash]

Download and burn this CD

https://www.f-secure.com/en/web/labs_global/rescue-cd

On a clean computer. Then boot it on yours. It'll scan and remove viruses without booting infected operating system, so any anti-anti-virus mechanisms that these viruses might implement won't be effective.

You can also do this method using ComboFix.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Yesterday I made some gravy.

 

[Brigantium]

Excellent.

 

[DJ James]

You won't be disappointed.

I'm really excited to listen Left Hand Path, I've only read excellent reviews of that album. Their "Death 'n' Roll" stuff also seems really unique.

 

[Pand]

Yesterday I made some gravy.

Was this as part of a meal, or for some other purpose?

 

[Perun]

I'd rather not think about what other purposes you have in mind.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Was this as part of a meal, or for some other purpose?

As part of a meal. Not sure if this is unbelievable or not, but I'd never really made a gravy from scratch before; using flour & whatnot. The gravy turned out fucking excellent. I was genuinely quite proud of myself...

I'd rather not think about what other purposes you have in mind.

What other purpose did you think Pand might have had in mind?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I don't think I want to know Pand has in mind either.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

You can also do this method using ComboFix.

But make sure you run ComboFix in safe mode.