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[Brigantium]

Hello. I don't suppose any of you have seen my stomach lining, have you? It appears to be missing.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Ask the poor surviving kittens. They might point you in the right direction.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Did the Pony cause too much devastation?

 

[Brigantium]

Nothing that Indian food can't fix. How I managed to stay on a horse this morning I'll never know, though.

 

[Saapanael]

Was demolishing a house with my brother today when some nail hit me in the nerve in my foot. Was bloody painful for an hour or two, now most of the pain has left but I can only move on one leg for now.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Time for epsom salts.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I hate when that happens when you're demolishing a house.

 

[Saapanael]

I know, right?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Who needs legs & feet anyway. You only need your hands for playing guitar, right?

 

[bearfan]

Dinner tonight!

 

[Saapanael]

Who needs legs & feet anyway. You only need your hands for playing guitar, right?

True...if only the pain wasn't so uncomfortable.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That's pain for you.

 

[Saapanael]

Moved 10m and it all came back...I need to get me some crutches.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Vivian Campbell's cancer is back.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Moved 10m and it all came back...I need to get me some crutches.

You ... need .. theeee paaainkiiilleeeer!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

So Buckethead's Father died last year & today he released an album dedicated to him. And with it being Father's Day he just gives it away for free! Love, love, love the guy.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hats (and buckets) off.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Hats (and buckets) off.

Nope, I don't think that bucket ever comes off.

 

[Brigantium]

I'm signed up to a 'guitar tips and tricks' mailing list, which today suggested I might like to learn the opening riff of Wasted Years as a Father's Day treat to my dad. I think he'll be happier with the bottle of brandy.