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[Black Wizard]

Some sort of parody of 'Blood on the World's Hands' would be appropriate here.

 

[DJ James]

THE ROOKIE FROM WEST ALABAMA! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Something unpleasant has happened to a muscle in my back.

Even breathing hurts. Ceasing to breathe doesn't sound like a good idea.

 

[LooseCannon]

I recommend you treat your pain with alcohol, stat.

I am a doctor in Narnia. You can trust my medical opinions.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I recommend you treat your pain with alcohol, stat.

I am a doctor in Narnia. You can trust my medical opinions.

Alcohol sounds like a good idea. Alcohol is ...

Spoiler: ... the ...

 

[LooseCannon]

Otter: Face it, Flounder. You fucked up, you trusted us.
Bluto: My advice to you, start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, he's in pre-med.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Today's football training session was surprisingly pain free.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Alcohol makes pain free. Til the next morning.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I didn't have any alcohol until after training

Now time to bring my keyboard and some other music equipment down to my car. Going to jam with a couple of colleagues (both having guitar as their preferred instrument) after work tomorrow.

 

[Brigantium]

No alcohol here, I'll go for Lemsip.

 

[Yax]

What's this "alcohol" I keep hearing about?

 

[DJ James]

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

What's this "alcohol" I keep hearing about?

One of man's best friends. It has striking similarities to another of them.

 

[Brigantium]

Balloon animals?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[Travis The Dragon]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/...terroristic-threats-with-a-magic-hobbit-ring/
Are you fucking serious?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

PSYCHOSTICK!

 

[Yax]

I have to try this "alcohol" at some point.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I have to try this "alcohol" at some point.

Korpiklaani approve.

 

[Brigantium]

So do Alestorm.