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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I say 'tea' too, a lot of people call lunch 'dinner'.

Bloody hell.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

This is some good stuff for winter!
http://leinie.com/Beers.aspx#snowdrift

Every Leinie beer I've ever had tastes like juice. They're like the beer equivalent of wine coolers.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Maybe it's a northern thing.

Well. People from Northern Norway might call others a horsedick and mean "good chap", so why not.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Wingman talks:

Some cunt's recording this!

Swearing

...that red pill you took was really blue...

Babbling about drugs

I have a cold beer...

Drinking

I have some more Christmas ale to help me with that.

More drink!

Which time zone are you in?

Confusion

MASTER! MASTER! WHERE'S THE DREAM THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER!!

Shouting

You Irish are weird.

Needless slurs

What about the Scottish Australian who claimed to be eating his Canadian tea while pretending he 's not an Irishman from New fucking Zealand?

More rambling

Or maybe just a little drunk.

Ahh...

3. And here we are.

Aye, here we are!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Come on, this is the spam forum! I'm just doing my job!

... while drinking.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Come on, this is the spam forum! I'm just doing my job!

Go on...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

... drinking!

 

[Brigantium]

Well. People from Northern Norway might call others a horsedick and mean "good chap", so why not.

I shall remember this and try it out at random on Norwegians. I hope you're right.

 

[Perun]

Anyone other than Saap going on a trip for the holidays?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I've always called my evening meal (e.g. the 6-7-8 o'clock meal) "tea", not "dinner". If someone said "dinner", I'd still assume we were talking about the same meal time though.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Anyone other than Saap going on a trip for the holidays?

I'm going on a ferry, if that counts?

 

[Brigantium]

County Durham. Durham itself is nice, actually.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I shall remember this and try it out at random on Norwegians. I hope you're right.

You must use the local word for it , "hæstkuk". The "æ" is pronounced like the "a" in wanker, and the "u" more or less like the "ew" in "Newcastle". You don't have to link the two examples I provided, unless you want to.

 

[Perun]

I'm going on a ferry, if that counts?

Depends on where it takes you...

County Durham. Durham itself is nice, actually.

Very British.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Depends on where it takes you...

Across the Clyde.

 

[Perun]

I guess that's, uh, nice.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Doon the watter, Perun; doon the watter...

 

[Perun]

Speak English!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Aye, ye ken fine whit 'am on aboot.

 

[Brigantium]

@Black Wizard - did you take one of your weird meteorological experiments home with you for the holidays?

http://gizmodo.com/these-mysterious-ice-pancakes-have-covered-a-scottish-r-1674036272