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[LooseCannon]

Hallowed Be Thy Burger is the name of the shop.

 

[The Flash]

Yet another protestor (protesting the omissions that led to Soma coalmine disaster) was shot by the police in Turkey today. The bullet went straight into his mouth, got stuck in his neck and paralyzed him. He's in critical condition. Happened just an hour after Erdoğan's statement saying "If I was a dictator, you wouldn't be able to do protests on the streets."

Announced dead, unfortunately.

 

[Black Wizard]

If you try Mother Russia burger, Putin annexes your country

Free shot of vodka with it though. So you know, things even themselves out.

 

[Yax]

Brilliant.

I have no idea who Jan Egeland is, but brilliant nonetheless.

 

[Yax]

Pretty frickin funny too.

 

[Brigantium]

I know what the fox said, too.

 

[Yax]

Never got that one though. These two are way funnier.

 

[Saapanael]

None of these are my type-a humour.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hallowed is a burger filled with cheese, Rime is just a plain burger

Nice one, Idol

Rime has bacon and onion rings; too. Also, I'm drubl.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Also, I'm drubl.

So is Perun apparently.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Brilliant.

I have no idea who Jan Egeland is, but brilliant nonetheless.

Basically he's a random Norwegian guy who flies around the world trying to solve people's problems. The Ylvis guys seem to think he's great at it.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Wasted, I'm with mckindog. Move to Vancouver. Free health care.

I really just hate snow anymore.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hating snow? What?

 

[Wästed The Great]

Yeah. I know, crazy??

I am tired of shoveling it, looking at it, driving in it and freezing in it. I don't like the cold much at all. Can't ride my motorcycle in it. I wanna be warm all year round! I don't want to have to drive a 4x4 just to get to work

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I can see the motorcycle part, but the rest ...? Shoveling it is good exercise, which I try to get every day anyway. Looking at it? Well, seeing as the alternative around here is rain, I'll have the snow - thank you very much. Freezing in it? Only if the temperature goes down toward 253 K

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hahahaha!!

I just don't have enough anti-freeze in my blood!

 

[Night Prowler]

If I was to move to USA, I'd probably pick the coldest state other than Alaska Or I'd pick Canada

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

If I was to move to USA, I'd probably pick the coldest state other than Alaska Or I'd pick Canada

North Dakota, eh? Heard they got some nice wood chipper's for sale up 'dere.

 

[Night Prowler]

I like Michigan.

 

[mckindog]

I really just hate snow anymore.

Like I said, Vancouver. It doesn't fit the Canadian stereotype.
One of the mildest climates in North America.

Measurable snow less than nine days a year on average.
Average annual total snowfall, less than half a meter.
I shovelled just once this year and that's pretty normal.

It rarely gets below 0C and it never hits -10C Average winter high temperature, 7C (that's 45F)

Now if you despise rain, that's another story.