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[Ariana]

To whom?

To itself mostly.

 

[Perun]

I see. Bulgaria should really take some lessons on how to win wars.

 

[Ariana]

Yeah? From whom?

 

[Perun]

Germany. And then take lessons on how to start a currency from the EU, how to establish a thriving industry from Malawi, and how to avoid being attacked from Poland.

 

[Ariana]

 

[Perun]

Fine, keep sinking your own ships, then. At least you're better at that than the French.

 

[Ariana]

We only have two ships now, as far as I know.

 

[Perun]

That's not much. What if Romania attacks you?

 

[LooseCannon]

How many does Romania have? three?

 

[Ariana]

Hey, we have NATO ships!
Oh and we're going to beat the Romanians in a fist-fight.

 

[Perun]

I can't help picturing the Romanian and Bulgarian armies standing at their respective bank of the Danube pulling ropes.

 

[Ariana]

We'll kick their asses.

Edit: Listening to the "Head on north" part really makes me want to invade Romania, you know.

 

[Perun]

Was there ever a war between Bulgaria and Romania?

 

[LooseCannon]

Le but!!!!! *dances*

 

[Ariana]

Was there ever a war between Bulgaria and Romania?

Not between them alone, never. But the Romanian campaign in WWI came close.

 

[Perun]

You guys did pretty well. Pity you had the wrong allies.

 

[Ariana]

Story of our lives.

 

[Stardust]

Story of our lives.

Please no! Don't remind me of that terrible One Direction song!

 

[Ariana]

I have never heard this song and I didn't even know it existed. If you do, that's not my problem.

 

[Perun]

If anything, it makes me think of Soundtrack of my Life.