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[Ariana]

 

[Stardust]

Just to make me happier, I'm gonna write a little one-verse song.

You should have known
What you have done
You should have known
That I was the only way out
If only you had listened to me...

 

[Perun]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the name of the game:

 

[Ariana]

Mine's bigger.

 

[Perun]

Mine's better.

 

[LooseCannon]

HOCKEY!!!!

 

[Ariana]

Mine's better.

 

[Perun]

Yes! Let's argue about which beer is best!

 

[Ariana]

Mine is.

 

[Perun]

Only Jever puts the taste of Frisia in a beer.

 

[Ariana]

Why would anyone want to taste Frisia?

 

[Perun]

Because it tastes good.

 

[Ariana]

Sure. Who wouldn't like the taste of rotting fish?

 

[Stardust]

Nice one there Ariana!

 

[Perun]

Sure. Who wouldn't like the taste of rotting fish?

You've obviously never been to the North Sea.

 

[Ariana]

Obviously. I have no business going there.

 

[Perun]

You could fly fresh shrimp from there to Malta.

 

[LooseCannon]

Obviously. I have no business going there.

Reminds me of a WW2 escape story, where a member of the British navy claimed he was from the Royal Bulgarian Navy (thus why his greatcoat had crowns on it) and got all the way to the Baltic coast.

 

[Ariana]

The Royal Bulgarian Navy was a fierce opponent.

 

[Perun]

To whom?