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[Perun]

I wonder if I should have breakfast or wait the two hours till lunch.

 

[Ariana]

Have breakfast.

 

[Perun]

I'll probably fetch a banana underway.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Daaaay-0!

 

[Perun]

Ey mister Taliban, turn over bin Laden.

 

[Ariana]

And the NSA has gone wild.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Do you think every mention of "Admiral Ackbar" from Star Wars pops up on their screens due to the slight resemblance of "allah-o-akbar"?

 

[Perun]

Dear lady or gentleman of the NSA, I hope you are not too confused by reading all this. I know you are only doing your job, and the madness you have to endure here may be too much for you. I recommend you to have a tea and take it easy.

 

[Ariana]

Do you think every mention of "Admiral Ackbar" from Star Wars pops up on their screens due to the slight resemblance of "allah-o-akbar"?

There's a famous joke about a Russian guy at an airport who created havoc when he called his wife and loudly said "Alla, ja v bar!" (Alla, I'm at the bar!)
Alla is a popular Russian name.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Only shows that with the security paranoia going on since 2001, one has to be very careful about what one says in airports In Norwegian, it is quite common to use the word "bombe" as an ironic exclamation like "what a surprise" would be used in English. I guess one should be careful about using just that term when having just come through security and finding that your flight will leave from the gate in the far end of the terminal!

 

[Perun]

Yes, airport security is quite tough.

 

[Ariana]

Now, now, no need to hold a grudge. They were just doing their job. Just like the NSA people.

 

[Perun]

They were incredibly nice to me, I'll give them that. The Arab they interrogated in the same room got treated a lot ruder.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Was this in the US?

 

[Perun]

On my way to the US, in Amsterdam-Schiphol.

 

[Black Wizard]

One of my mum's cousins works at an airport. He pretended to arrest her once.

 

[Perun]

Another coffee. I'm pretty sure that I'm flying right now.

 

[Ariana]

Cooking, scrambling, frying....

 

[Perun]

Making eggs by any chance?

 

[Ariana]

How did you know?

But I found out that listening to Aces High while making scrambled eggs was very appropriate.