Not quite. You would've earned that epithet by only realizing it ten minutes before the supposed unwrapping.Hey guess what, I still have a Christmas gift to buy. Am I not an expert in maximising the difficulty level of things?
Instant win.And then quickly grab whatever is next to you, wrap it in used gift wrap paper and throw it under the three casually without anyone noticing and exclaiming "Hey, wait!, it looks like there's one more present left!"
There's a burger called Iron Maiden?! Pictures please.
I'm never in Chicago, but I wish I was. You are from Chicago? Isn't mckindog also from Chi town?