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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

No need to be sorry. Showing that you're capable of critical thinking is a good thing.

In other news, I'm almost done with the Christmas presents. One remains, I hope to fix it as early as possible tomorrow. But first, a relaxing evening where I'll down a few beers and play guitar.

 

[Moon Child]

So guys, this happens to be the best day at work I'll ever have. One of my higher ups (my managers manager) allowed me to take a double shot of Jager at work. I'm feeling pretty good right now. Tipsy but not drunk. I don't know how I'd be able to hold up if I was drunk and on the phones.

 

[Perun]

I think I've had two employers that made me get drunk. One was the city of Hamburg, the other a major multinational corporation.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I've been out drinking with my employer a number of times (mostly when my employer was the university, though ...).

Time to cook.

 

[Black Wizard]

All my Christmas presents have arrived, so all I need to do is wrap them.

 

[Brigantium]

I no longer have to work this weekend. Beer!

 

[Perun]

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

 

[Ariana]

 

[Perun]

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[Ariana]

Per's doing maths!

 

[Perun]

I'm not doing maths, I'm drinking maths!

 

[Brigantium]

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Can I play with spamness?

 

[Perun]

That is a remarkably accurate calculation.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

* 15 = ?

 

[Ariana]

 

[Saapanael]

Where do you people get all the emoticons?

 

[Perun]

 

[Ariana]

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

There was a Finn who was on a trip to Stockholm. He sat down on a bench in a park to have a beer. A Swedish woman comes up to him and says: "You know, it's possible to have fun without drinking". The Finn replies:

"Mrs. ... I am from Finland. We can drink without having fun"