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Christmas is coming up pretty damn fast. After next week, I start my lovely week and a half long vacation I usually try to take every year. My last day of work will be Dec. 22 and I won't be back till Jan 2. That is going to be sooo nice and much needed for me. And starting next year, as a New Year's resolution, I'm going to start job hunting again. After my failed attempts from before, I felt that trying to find a new job close to the holidays wouldn't do me much good so I figured I'd ride out the rest of the year at my current job and try again for a new one. A new year, a fresh start.
 
I'll only have two days off for Christmas and one day off for New Year. Last year's holidays were an extremely unpleasant experience and I'm not looking forward to them this year either.
 
Ariana said:
I'll only have two days off for Christmas and one day off for New Year. Last year's holidays were an extremely unpleasant experience and I'm not looking forward to them this year either.
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Didn't you spend that time in a flat with a rottweiler?
 
It's funny how I always find myself singing one octave lower than the vocal line when I sing along to Maiden songs. (Except songs from the Blaze albums ...)
 
Ariana said:
The rottweiler certainly wasn't the worst of the bunch.
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Pretend to snap. Go and convince everyone there that you are in the genuine belief that you are a fairy princess. Demand sacrifice. Tell them that if you don't get what you want, you will send your pink bubble minions of satanic darkness to get it for you at all cost.
 
Or that you are a dying Pharaoh. Demand that the other present bring you the blood and red wine of the one to succeed you.

Or that you are an Ancient Mariner. Go and tell the same story to everyone present.
 
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