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[Perun]

don't know about the rest of you but if you're going to turn up the volume to annoy neighbours I'd blast hip hop with some good bass so something like Cam'ron-Killa Cam, Nas-It ain't hard to tell.

I can't find a word of negation that expresses just how much I want to negate this.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I can't find a word of negation that expresses just how much I want to negate this.

Let Dr. Cox assist.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

It could be a track on the album Fuck Volume. Kind of like Caught Somewhere in Time. Or not.

In Norwegian it's possible to make a pun on that song title; the English word caught sounds the same as the Norwegian word kåt - which in English translates to horny. You do the math.

 

[Perun]

Well guess what, I have a problem with my other, elderly neighbour as well. About a month ago, she suffered a stroke. She had been lying in her hallway for ten hours before I heard her cry for help and called the emergency number. So now I stop and listen every time I hear a voice from next door. Bleh.

 

[Ariana]

Just go knock on the fucking couple's door and ask if you could join the party. I bet they will think twice before screaming next time.
Or leave a note like this one

Spoiler

 

[The Flash]

I don't thing there's a thing that disturbs me more than having chest pain and upper back pain at the same time. I'm terrified of having heart attacks, makes me rather paranoid. If my left arm gets numb at the same time, I'd probably have a heart attack at the thought of having a heart attack.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Let Dr. Cox assist.

I wish I could give this more than one like!

@Flash... Hope all is well!

 

[Saapanael]

...and a headache.

That makes two of us.

 

[Ariana]

Sorry to hear that. How did that test go?

 

[Saapanael]

You don't have to be sorry, I don't feel very bad, the headache is rather light. I got a 4 for the test, it was pretty f'in difficult, but it's okay, I'm satisfied.

 

[Ariana]

That's great then!

 

[Wästed The Great]

Always nice to be satisfied in your test score, good job!

In other news, I just listened to Stryper because I was too lazy to click the 'next' button on iTunes. My brain will pay for that later. :/

 

[Wästed The Great]

Sheesh, a whole lotta dead going on today.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Time to cook. Today I'll have pork schnitzels.

 

[Moon Child]

It's freezing today! At least the sun is actually out so that's a plus.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Here the temperature is on the plus side (+4 oC), but the sun has gone missing. I'd much rather have sun and cold.

 

[Saapanael]

Here the temperature is on the plus side (+4 oC), but the sun has gone missing.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Its just cold and grey here. -2C here, -7 C where I was yesterday.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

When I see lightning ...

 

[Wästed The Great]

You know, about 5 years ago, I saw lightening during an awesome snow storm!