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[mckindog]

That wasn't really a question. That was Judgement of Heaven.

I thought judgment of heaven was what usually comes after the Christmas party.

 

[Ariana]

Gosh, I hope not.

 

[Perun]

We're having a Christmas party at work on Saturday. I'll try to behave this time.

You mean this time you are actually going to assault the band playing?

Serious question: What is an academic synonym for 'a world gone mad'?

 

[Ariana]

From what I hear there will be no band playing live this time. I wonder why.

Beyond the edge of sanity?

 

[Moon Child]

I haven't the slightest idea...

 

[Perun]

Becsuse your company values your critical input and takes your suggestion for improvement seriously.

 

[Ariana]

Hey, this might actually be it! I like that!

 

[Perun]

You might want to discuss a raise on these grounds.

 

[Ariana]

Hey, I like that even better!
Gee, you seem particularly smart this morning. What's wrong?

 

[Perun]

I haven't slept.

 

[Ariana]

I'm not going to ask what you did instead.

 

[Perun]

Played a video game, contemplated my life and started coming up with an alarming amount of brilliant ideas for my work.

 

[Ariana]

The last part is good, as least.

 

[Perun]

Oh, don't you worry. Right now I feel like I can take the world by storm.

 

[The Flash]

We got our first snow holiday in 6 years here. I won't even try to describe my happiness. Everywhere there is snow, it's all snow white. Pure beauty. Oh, mighty, beautiful, true winter, I had missed you.

 

[Ariana]

Nothing like volunteering to do some extra work to relieve the team from some workload and then finding out you were the only one to have done so, so the whole extra workload is now on you. Team work, my ass.

 

[Perun]

That raise. Think about it.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Analyzing big datasets and listening to Rammstein. Somehow it fits.

 

[Moon Child]

I'd love to just crawl back in bed right now...

 

[Brigantium]

I've finished all the work I had lined up for today. I wonder if I can get away with listening to some music this afternoon?