Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
Because procrastination is much easier than doing any form of work?
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Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Probably that, yes.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover, Tommy and Spot. But, have you
heard
the plight of the fellow, who thought he'd be cute, and named his dog
"Sex"
!!!
The story goes like this:
"One day 'Sex' and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours
looking for that dog.
A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at
midnight?
I told him I was looking for 'Sex'.
My case comes up in Court next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to
get a
dog license for 'Sex'.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for
'Sex'.
He said, he'd like to have one, too!!!
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had 'Sex' since I was 5, he said, "You must have
been
an early bloomer."
When I decided to get married, I told the Minister I wanted to have
'Sex'
at the wedding.
The Minister told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding. When I
protested that 'Sex' had played a big part in my life and that my whole
life
revolved around 'Sex', he said he didn't want to hear about my personal
life.
After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the
honeymoon.
When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my
wife and wanted one for 'Sex'.
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.' I said, 'You don't
understand. 'Sex' keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me, too.'
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the
dog. When I told the Judge I had 'Sex' before I was married, he grinned
and said, " Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more
trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in Counselling.
My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex' has died and
left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told
him.
He said, "Look, you and I both know that 'Sex' isn't man's best friend.
That's why there are so many named Rover, Tommy and Spot. But, have you
heard
the plight of the fellow, who thought he'd be cute, and named his dog
"Sex"
!!!
The story goes like this:
"One day 'Sex' and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours
looking for that dog.
A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at
midnight?
I told him I was looking for 'Sex'.
My case comes up in Court next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to
get a
dog license for 'Sex'.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for
'Sex'.
He said, he'd like to have one, too!!!
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had 'Sex' since I was 5, he said, "You must have
been
an early bloomer."
When I decided to get married, I told the Minister I wanted to have
'Sex'
at the wedding.
The Minister told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding. When I
protested that 'Sex' had played a big part in my life and that my whole
life
revolved around 'Sex', he said he didn't want to hear about my personal
life.
After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the
honeymoon.
When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my
wife and wanted one for 'Sex'.
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.' I said, 'You don't
understand. 'Sex' keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me, too.'
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the
dog. When I told the Judge I had 'Sex' before I was married, he grinned
and said, " Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more
trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in Counselling.
My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex' has died and
left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told
him.
He said, "Look, you and I both know that 'Sex' isn't man's best friend.
Get yourself a dog."
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
^ TLDR
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Haha 
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
Who would have thought the night before we go on vacation to the beach would be so hectic. 
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
There's such a light-hearted Friday afternoon atmosphere in the office right now
I am listening to Black Sabbath and playing Civ V.
Unknown One
I see the ghost of navigators.
Judas Priest - Painkiller and AoE 2 over here.
I'm also chatting with a friend on Twitter and Skyping and checking the forum. RTS doesn't mesh well with that.
Unknown One
I see the ghost of navigators.
Skyping is great with it, especially when you are playing against friends. Twitter not so much.
Skype text, not voice.
Unknown One
I see the ghost of navigators.
Well there's your problem! But yeah, who says us men can't multitask?
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
In the series "EW tells the forum about trivial stuff he's doing" we have now arrived at: EW goes grocery shopping!
Crimson Idol
Caveman
There's a couple of grand strategy games in this weeks Humble Bundle.
https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly
I've been playing 'God Mode' today as it was on sale yesterday, not amazing but fun enough for the £2 it cost me.
https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly
I've been playing 'God Mode' today as it was on sale yesterday, not amazing but fun enough for the £2 it cost me.
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
Oh man! Hijinks are bound to ensue!
...I already have a bunch of those Paradox games.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
I had success! Found both crayfish salad and chicken at a 50% discount (due to short time to the "best before" date - not an issue since I'll eat the chicken today and the salad over the weekend)
Think I'll start preparing that chicken right away. Hungry now.
Think I'll start preparing that chicken right away. Hungry now.
Great success!