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[Wästed The Great]

How old are they? How short are they? Why were you running away from them?

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Well done Ariana. There's no telling what those little monsters would have done if they had caught you.

 

[Ariana]

1. 4 to 11.
2. How the hell should I know?
3. Because we were playing.

 

[Perun]

There's nothing like beating kids in an uneven fight.

 

[Ariana]

Yep. Gives a huge boost.

 

[Wästed The Great]

1. 4 to 11.
2. How the hell should I know?
3. Because we were playing.

All acceptable. Sounds like a good day of fun.

 

[Ariana]

Great fun! Especially the part where I run past them back and forth, yelling "You're all useless!" in front of their parents.

 

[Perun]

I once knew an 18-year old who boasted with beating ten year olds in wrestling. He would make children cry that he was supposed to be in charge of as an educator.

 

[Ariana]

Okay, that just made me feel bad. Talk about a party pooper.

 

[Perun]

Oh, I'm completely confident there's light years between you. That guy still believed in dragons. Remember: He was 18.

 

[Ariana]

You mean like literally believed in dragons?

 

[Perun]

I mean like literally believed in dragons.

OK, he thought they were extinct, but still.

 

[Ariana]

Hahaha! Well, that's something.

 

[Perun]

He also thought I was lying when I told him that orcs were invented by Tolkien.

 

[Ariana]

I bet he hated you.

 

[Perun]

No, he wasn't just stupid, but also stubborn. He simply didn't believe me and remained happy.

 

[Ariana]

Oh. A lucky guy.

 

[Perun]

I envy him a bit.

 

[Saapanael]

Dentura, the new guy.

 

[Forostar]

Yes?