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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik H Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied H and schemed so pitifully to overthrow H's mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven (more of ignorance than bliss) didn't.  Ducks continued to regurgitate chairs using Mav's phalanges.  Whales started plopping navigational errors resulting in many deaths. Consequently, Janick fell down and...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik H Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied H and schemed so pitifully to overthrow H's mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven (more of ignorance than bliss) didn't.  Ducks continued to regurgitate chairs using Mav's phalanges.  Whales started plopping navigational errors resulting in many deaths. Consequently, Janick fell down and crushed...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik H Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied H and schemed so pitifully to overthrow H's mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven (more of ignorance than bliss) didn't.  Ducks continued to regurgitate chairs using Mav's phalanges.  Whales started plopping navigational errors resulting in many deaths. Consequently, Janick fell down and crushed H.
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik H Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied H and schemed so pitifully to overthrow H's mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven (more of ignorance than bliss) didn't.  Ducks continued to regurgitate chairs using Mav's phalanges.  Whales started plopping navigational errors resulting in many deaths. Consequently, Janick fell down and crushed H's spirit.


@Yax: sorry, I had no idea that was meant to be a full stop after H. :D
 
Still on this duck thing? why don't you guys just cook it and eat it? Duck a la Orange and Whale soup? MMMMM Campbell's!
 
Re: The Last Word

@ Yax: The "power" of the Murray can't do much in this thread, as most thinking people know that H would smite Murray with a look out of the corner of his left eye :ninja: And pies can't stop me, as I have the power of...PASTA!!!!! [echo]Muuuuahahahahahahahahahahaha[/echo]





Sorry, got a bit carried away there...

And the last word is...PASTA!
 
Re: The Last Word

Natalie said:
Nope. Sorry.

If you eat lots of carrots and tomatoes you turn orange.
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And your ears will grow, your behind will get a small, fuzzy, furry ball and your two front teeth will be very long...

Sorry.
 
Re: The Last Word

Anomica said:
@ Yax: The "power" of the Murray can't do much in this thread, as most thinking people know that H would smite Murray with a look out of the corner of his left eye :ninja: And pies can't stop me, as I have the power of...PASTA!!!!! [echo]Muuuuahahahahahahahahahahaha[/echo]





Sorry, got a bit carried away there...

And the last word is...PASTA!
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Pffft. A pie can't single handed stop you. But The Murray with a pie launcher can. Take thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Oh, and the Last Word is: Pie
 
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