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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky...

Speaking of movies, can you guess whats coming out on July the fourth? I'll give you a clue: they're more than meets the eye.

TRANSFORMERS! All I can say is that Michael Bay better not fuck it up....
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven....


@Hunlord: Wishful thinking :innocent:
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven more...

@Silky: Suckle upon that :P
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss... :blink:
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, did
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, didn't.


...distrust the chameleons, that is.  Just to clarify. :P
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, didn't.  Ducks...
 
Re: The Last Word

That was posted here before.  If I remember that was never meant to be displayed publicly.  Does anyone know if the show, the producers, and/or the actors suffered public backlash as a result of this joke of a taping?
 
Re: The Last Word

Historically, the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation has been documented since the early 1600's. It was first used as a treatment for erectile dysfunction and impotency.[2] The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. Notably, however, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by AEA practitioners.


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BR00TL.
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, didn't.  Ducks continued...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, didn't.  Ducks continued to...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, didn't.  Ducks continued to regurgitate...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys' brains while chameleons were jealous of her ugly pontificate.  She distrusted chameleons, as well as Silky, but Raven, more of ignorance than bliss, didn't.  Ducks continued to regurgitate chairs...
 
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