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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.



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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior died...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior died her...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior died her glorious...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior died her glorious car...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior died her glorious car pink.
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink. <-This sentence, while gramatically correct, has got absolutely no relation to anything in the story.

*Ahem*

Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily...


Right, time to pull out the 'auld archaic terms...they're always good for a laugh.  And verily must be followed be a comma, friends... :P
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she...



Who said any of this had to fit any part of the story? :P
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much...
 
Dammit, I realized I posted in the wrong thread and now it won't let me delete it, so yes I'm a dufus, so what? huh? HUH?
 
Wow!  I don't post for a day and I miss a whole paragraph. 

Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every child.  Mother Superior dyed her glorious car pink.  Verily, she imbibed much Vodka and injected monkeys...
 
Re: The Last Word

I can't take this anymore! Anomica, your reign of the Last Word must end! I hereby solemny swear, to take it from you, using not only the power of the pie, but also the power of The Murray!
 
Re: The Last Word

Sorry, Yax, but...

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:P
 
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