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Perun said:
Your landlord seems to be a real fucktard. This is the second time I see you say something like this about that cunt. What is the problem of that wanker?
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Those are just lame sweares, sorry. I wish I could give you some examples from Turkish language but phrased sweares lose their artsy side, power, beauty and magic when translated to English (because of the lack of swear words in English) and our made up sweares can also not be translated into English so I won't bother.

We consider swearing an art form really, you can find Turkish people on the internet writing ten paragraphs long artistic curses to each other. It's fun. Only languages that I'd consider being opponents to our language are from Balkans. (e.g. Serbian as we discussed before)
 
Brigantium said:
I can't remember if swearies are allowed here so I'm just going to saying them out loud instead of typing them.
Just found out today I'm going to lose my very much sought-after promotion at work. My boss has resigned and there's been a restructure. This is the second time it's happened so I'm just a bit gutted.
Then I got a call from my landlord ordering me to get rid of a lot of my belongings because he wants me to keep my flat nice and tidy. I got home to find absolute mayhem - rubbish dumped in my sink, redecorating waste piled among my cooking utensils and cutlery, kitchen furniture dumped on the landing, all my belongings from the landing, bathroom and storage cupboard filling up my living room wall to wall. Have complained to the letting agent and demanded a meeting. I think the landlord will take the hump and serve me notice to move out. Not good when there's nothing else affordable within easy travelling distance of work
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:eek: That really sucks! I"m sorry to hear that's happening for you. I hope things turn around for you in one way or another.

SixesAlltheway said:
http://blog.britishnewspaperarchive...t-duel-fought-in-hot-air-balloons-paris-1808/
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Haha! Yes! That would have been awesome to see! :lol:
 
The Flash said:
Those are just lame sweares, sorry. I wish I could give you some examples from Turkish language but phrased sweares lose their artsy side, power, beauty and magic when translated to English (because of the lack of swear words in English) and our made up sweares can also not be translated into English so I won't bother.
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Can you try? I seriously would love to read it.
 
I actually tried after I posted but it just doesn't work. For example there are hundreds of words in Turkish in replacement for "Fuck", English is limited in that sense. Directions (in English curses are mostly towards the receiver or the subject while in Turkish they're mostly towards other people or subjects most common being relatives, especially mother), phrasings, tonality, power of words, innuendos, double entendres.. Just impossible.

And a funny fact : even though I'm really enthusiastic about curses, I'm not a curser in real life. I'm a kind person.
 
(I was quoting Cornfed quoting you-- I should have been more clear!)

Yep!! That was so awesome!! And wasn't 'teh' = 'I can't fucking spell check'?
 
I'm cooking up Salisbury steak for the girls and let the youngest bring in her kitten to play. he is all over the place and is now climbing up my bookcase! Kinda funny :)
 
Turkish vs. English. I go with English. (NSFW -- contains offensive language. Duh.)



Actually, all these videos prove is that the delivery is more important than the words.
 
Yeah, that's the difference between school and uni. I have to buy everything myself.
 
Right, I didn't think of that. There's a bit of pressure when the school owns the books though. Now they'll fine me for just a pen mark. It's kinda ridiculous.
 
Night Prowler said:
Hey Ariana, I heard Iron Maiden is rumored to play Bulgaria on July 26 2013 :D
In case that happens, and there's also no Serbia date, that's my no. 1 chance to see Maiden this year.
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Can't see this happening. This is the day when Rammstein play in Sofia. :(
 
I once got an English test back which had mulled wine stains all over it.
 
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