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French is one of my favourite languages (to listen to). Especially women can sound very nice in that language.
I also dig English with Irish accent!
 
Har, har. Speaking of French: A Norwegian TV commercial that used to run a couple of years back, is set in something that seems like a middle-class Paris apartment. Here it is:


The punchline comes after 20 seconds: "Noen ting er bedre på fransk" (some things are better in French) :D
 
Good. Second League game won. 6-1, 6-4.
Fuck it was 5-2 and 40-0, then I did a wonderful return but just out. Lost 3 points in a row 5-3, lost my serve without point (!!) 5-4.

After that it was feeling like penalties in a final, we were playing just to pass the ball, obviously the most composure would have won.. It turned out it was me :D
 
I can't remember if swearies are allowed here so I'm just going to saying them out loud instead of typing them.
Just found out today I'm going to lose my very much sought-after promotion at work. My boss has resigned and there's been a restructure. This is the second time it's happened so I'm just a bit gutted.
Then I got a call from my landlord ordering me to get rid of a lot of my belongings because he wants me to keep my flat nice and tidy. I got home to find absolute mayhem - rubbish dumped in my sink, redecorating waste piled among my cooking utensils and cutlery, kitchen furniture dumped on the landing, all my belongings from the landing, bathroom and storage cupboard filling up my living room wall to wall. Have complained to the letting agent and demanded a meeting. I think the landlord will take the hump and serve me notice to move out. Not good when there's nothing else affordable within easy travelling distance of work
 
Wow! That is just straight up crazy! And, swearies are allowed. I think the rules state that we don't need abusive language, but if you wanted to say "my day is just fucked", that'd be ok. Which, it appears, happened.
 
Your landlord seems to be a real fucktard. This is the second time I see you say something like this about that cunt. What is the problem of that wanker?
 
Hey Ariana, I heard Iron Maiden is rumored to play Bulgaria on July 26 2013 :D
In case that happens, and there's also no Serbia date, that's my no. 1 chance to see Maiden this year.
 
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