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Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons...



Cheers, Albie.  Let's try to keep the sentences a bit simpler from now on... :innocent:
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed....
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and....
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent...


:D
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like...
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven...


Obs! A joke
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't...


:D
 
Raven said:
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't dying...


:D
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't dying, he...
 
That just doesn't make grammatical sense.  You can't have '...time came went as Murray he'.  You've already indicated who you're talking about; you don't need to use a personal pronoun. :innocent:
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't dying, still...


:oops:
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted...


The trouble with adding one word at a time is that the story never goes in the direction you want it to :P
 
Once upon a time, a small but quick duck ducked under the dangerous whale shivering with anticipation and fear. The situation, unlikely as it was, nonetheless demonstrated that technology had failed.  But, when Intel eradicated CISC, Adrian Frederik "H" Smith decreed that fur should prostrate with complete humility and worship him. Furthermore, it appeared that Dennis Stratton, foe of mankind and malignant pusbucket, envied "H" and schemed so pitifully to overthrow "H"'s mighty, blissful, rocky, mullet.

Meanwhile, down in Royston, where five funny whales plopped gracefully onto Dave Murray (killing themselves and the H's sidekick Carlos), business was down 75% according to a tabloid, but (quite like beans spontaneously running uphill), the whales of Gondor relaxed.  Aeons passed, and times came and went as Murray, impotent like Raven isn't, dying, still corrupted every...



But when someone else adds a word you were not expecting, it takes another twist.
 
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