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Yeah, when I don't have anything to do I enjoy mornings a lot more. I wonder why that might be
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In that case, good morning Ariana :hello:

Having a cup of tea and listening to slow blues music. I can feel the tiredness creeping in on me....Soon back to bed for me :p
 
Good morning. I just realized you spent the whole night exchanging jokes after I logged off, so let me start the day with giving you one. It is set in Norway, some time during World War II.

In a small Norwegian town there was a man who had a parrot, and he had taught the parrot to say "Down with Hitler". One day rumour reached him that the Gestapo would be coming to check this out and possibly arrest him. The same day this man met the town's priest on the street and told him about this. The priest thought for a moment and said "I think I can help you. I have a parrot, too. Let us swap parrots for some days!" So they did. The next day, the local Gestapo officer did show up, determined on making the parrot say the forbidden sentence, giving him a reason to arrest the man. So the Gestapo officer stood up in front of the parrot's cage, and said to it, in a friendly voice: "Down with Hitler". The parrot remained silent. The officer repeated the words, this time louder. Still, the parrot said nothing. Finally, the Gestapo officer stood there yelling at the parrot: "DOWN WITH HITLER!!!!" and finally the parrot spoke out, in a rather priestly style:

O Lord, hear our prayers.
 
Oh no! I'm getting sick too... No, wait! I'm getting not sick. I do not have a sore throat and my nose is not stuffy. I also have not been sneezing. Nope, not sick at all.
 
Here's a fun game: Godwin Wikipedia!

*Go to en.wikipedia.org
*Hit "Random article"
*Count the number of links it takes you to click on to get to the Adolf Hitler article
 
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