Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

HEY!

Hey, you! Yes, you, the person reading this post. I'm talking to YOU.

There hasn't been a post in this thread for four days. We'll never get to 100,000 replies if this keeps up. I demand that you (yes, you!) resume posting in this thread NOW.

Maybe you're thinking, "I haven't got anything to say in this thread."
That's impossible.
This thread is nothing but SPAM.
If you can't think of anything clever to say, then just SPAM.

I shall demonstrate, by quoting movies:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a spam." (from Gone With The Spam)
"Play it again, Spam." (from Spamablanca)
"Use the spam, Luke." (from Spam Wars)

See? It's just that easy. No intelligence required or desired. Just spam already.
 
You mean like this?

"What the spam?!" (from Family Spam)
"Bite my shiny metal spam!" (from Futurespama)
 
How about this for a spot of spam (a genuine post on Last.fm):

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll i figured it was about time i joined because.. i still buy cds. A LOT. A LOT A LOT. A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOTTTTT AAAAAA LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
haha i bet i am the 3240972349087234897234th person to say that, y/y? oh wait, there arent that many members. oops NO THAT WASNT A JIBE i was just making um an observation asdfg

oh yeah. annabellllllll austraaaaaaaaliaaaaaaaa 188888888888. HELLO. HI.
um ok so its actually only one 'l' and one '8'. ha
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Conor said:
Tr00
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The bit where he bursts out laughing while playing Transilvanian Hunger is priceless.

At Albie...I refuse to believe that.  Give me a link, and I shall believe.  But people like that do not exist on t3h int4rw3b.
 
She probably has a Vampire Freaks account too, since it enables her to hang around with all the other unique indiviuals as they adorn their PMs, Myspace accounts and blogs. After all, mawlgwfks are teh f49z0rz g31 2 t3h m4x y0. def9.
 
Re: The Last Word

Albie said:
Perhaps a valid argument for not legalising dope. :huh:
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Well, the happy hardcore scene in Holland wasn't known for its excess consumption of weed.

In fact it was these things:

Bald heads
Australian or Cavello clothing
Ecstasy pills

Yes, the last especially do the trick.
 
According to last.fm, 44 of my 50 top tracks (all-time) are by Iron Maiden. The most-played of those being "The Number Of The Beast".

Beat that!
 
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