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You know you need a woman in your household when you compare defrosting your freezer to sending the Death Star to Hoth.

You know you'll have a very small pool of women to be in your household when you make references to the Death Star and Hoth... :)

Can I come live in your basement?

Sure! You will have to fight my youngest daughter for a bed, because she is sure she is taking my son's room over when he leaves... but you can have the sofa.
 
Football can be depressing at times. Strømsgodset-Fredrikstad 5-0. Our worst defeat in the top flight in the modern era. Relegation is looking more and more likely.
 
As for Kirk, anybody else think that, if you consider how often he testifies that the safety of his crew is his utmost priority, he seems to be pretty lousy at his job?
See your point, but I always seem to consider Kirk as a complete maverick. So if he endangers his crew...it's just him. Just don't grab the red shirt when you're part of the away team.

AND.....Oldest sporting competition I would of said would be the Much Wenlock Olympic games - dating back to 1850.
 
Honestly, when the redshirt got killed in the new movie, I cheered. I also cheered when Kirk was nailing the green chick. And laughed at Christopher Pike in the wheelchair.
 
I wonder if he really dressed like that for the pic.
From: http://www.noisecreep.com/2011/07/21/iron-maiden-bruce-dickinson-receives-honorary-doctorate-of-mus/
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I wonder if he really dressed like that for the pic.

Most probably.


I am currently trying to come up with a list of my favourite metal studio albums. The choice of what bands I consider "metal" is still quite arbitrary... right now, UFO, Uriah Heep, Rainbow, Black Sabbath and Thin Lizzy are in, Deep Purple, Queen, Rush and AC/DC are out. I'm really not sure how to solve that problem. Maybe I will reduce it to Rainbow and Black Sabbath for early acts, because those have the biggest metal "feel" for me.

Next, while sifting through the list of potential bands, I noticed that in many cases, the album I was going to include is the only album by the band I actually know, or know very well, meaning I should listen to artists like Death Angel, Moonsorrow, Anaal Nathrakh and Vader a lot more.

But it looks like I might be able to narrow it down to 100. Right now, I have a list of 113 potential albums, with three bands I might exclude completely, and a number of albums with question marks behind them. Obviously, Iron Maiden are dominating with twelve albums in the draft, although I might throw two out. There is surprisingly much thrash and surprisingly little black metal in the list, which means to me that I need to re-evaluate some things. Little death metal, as I expected, but surprisingly much power metal: Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Demons and Wizards, Sabaton, Powerwolf and Savatage are all in. I'm not dead certain about the Powerwolf album, however, and I might also exclude one of the two Sabaton albums.

Chronologically, I think the eighties, nineties and 2000s are pretty evenly covered.
 
Hell is Empty... is a bloody great album.

Incidentally, I'm also probably going to include Kings of Metal by Manowar, and it looks like it's only going to be the third-cheesiest album on the list. :S
 
It's in, definitely. But it's the least cheesy Manowar album, even if that is not saying much.
 
The ultimate band to piss off your neighbours:edmetal:


For me, from this list only UFO, Uriah Heep, Queen and AC/DC I wouldn't consider metal. The others - yes.
I would consider UFO and ACDC metal before Rush. I can't think of one full Rush album that I would consider metal.
 
Of the ones listed, Perun, I would only consider Sabbath metal. The rest are all hard rock to me. I'm surprised that Thin Lizzy is being accepted as metal o.O
 

Even if there was/is the odd "metalish" track in their catalogue, they are certainly no more metal than any of the other bands mentioned, if UFO etc are not to be classed as metal - theres no way Thin Lizzy are.
I don't know much Rush, Moving Pictures mostly, but that's more metal than Thin Lizzy in itself so again.. if you aren't calling Rush metal, how can you call Thin Lizzy?
 
Well... I toyed with the idea of creating a separate thread for this, but the idea of writing a blurb for 100 albums each is really not very appealing to me right now. So here it just comes. Incidentally, the order is actually pretty random for the top 80 or so, and the list of runners up is at least as long. Which means that this list is actually worthless and tells you next to nothing about my personal taste. So enjoy, but please don't nail me down to this.

100-91
100. Queensryche - Empire
99. Iron Maiden - Dance of Death
98. Cloven Hoof - A Sultan's Ransom
97. Powerwolf - Lupus Dei
96. Demon - Night of the Demon
95. Dio - Killing the Dragon
94. Rainbow - Long Live Rock 'n' Roll
93. Death Angel - The Ultra-Violence
92. Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
91. Demons and Wizards - Demons and Wizards

90-81
90. Anthrax - Among the Living
89. Savatage - Edge of Thorns
88. Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane
87. Crystal Ball - Hellvetia
86. Týr - How Far to Asgaard
85. Septic Flesh - Communion
84. Withering Surface - Walking on Phantom Ice
83. Warlock - Triumph and Agony
82. Anaal Nathrakh - Hell is Empty, all the Devils are Here
81. Sodom - Agent Orange

80-71
80. Megadeth - Endgame
79. Vader - De Profundis
78. Black Sabbath - Headless Cross
77. Cloven Hoof - Cloven Hoof
76. Blaze - Tenth Dimension
75. Amon Amarth - Fate of Norns
74. Megadeth - Rust in Peace
73. Manowar - Kings of Metal
72. Alestorm - Captain Morgan's Revenge
71. Immortal - Sons of Northern Darkness

70-61
70. Ozzy Osbourne - The Blizzard of Ozz
69. Dio - Master of the Moon
68. Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengeance
67. Children of Bodom - Follow the Reaper
66. Primordial - The Gathering Wilderness
65. Amon Amarth - With Oden on Our Side
64. Black Sabbath - Mob Rules
63. Blind Guardian - Imaginations from the Other Side
62. Judas Priest - Angel of Retribution
61. Dark Funeral - Angelus Exuro pro Eternus

60-51
60. Demons and Wizards - Touched by the Crimson King
59. Savatage - The Hall of the Mountain King
58. Rainbow - Rising
57. Iced Earth - Dark Saga
56. God Dethroned - Passiondale
55. Dio - Dream Evil
54. Black Sabbath - Paranoid
53. W.A.S.P. - Crimson Idol
52. Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
51. Holocaust - The Nightcomers

50-41
50. Nocte Obducta - Nektar II: Seen, Flüsse, Tagebücher
49. Sabaton - The Art of War
48. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
47. Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
46. Iron Maiden - Virtual XI
45. Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time
44. W.A.S.P. - The Last Command
43. Manowar - Hail to England
42. Blind Guardian - Nightfall on Middle Earth
41. Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea

40-31
40. Moonsorrow - Varjoina Kuljemme Kuolleiden Maassa
39. Immortal - At the Heart of Winter
38. Vreid - Pitch Black Brigade
37. Iced Earth - Burnt Offerings
36. Judas Priest - Painkiller
35. Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
34. Rudra - Brahmavidya- Transcendental I
33. Slayer - Hell Awaits
32. Judas Priest - Stained Class
31. Dio - Holy Diver

30-21
30. Queensryche - Operation: Mindcrime
29. Bruce Dickinson - Accident of Birth
28. Exciter - Heavy Metal Maniac
27. Cruachan - Folk-Lore
26. Anthrax - Spreading the Disease
25. Primordial - To the Nameless Dead
24. Exodus - Bonded by Blood
23. Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
22. Manowar - Battle Hymns
21. Slayer - Reign in Blood

20-11
20. Geist - Galeere
19. Dio - The Last in Line
18. Rainbow - Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow
17. Vreid - Milorg
16. God Dethroned - The Lair of the White Worm
15. Metallica - Ride the Lightning
14. Iced Earth - Night of the Stormrider
13. Annihilator - Alice in Hell
12. Iron Maiden - Brave New World
11. Slayer - South of Heaven

10-2
10. Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God
9. Heaven and Hell - The Devil You Know
8. Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
7. Bruce Dickinson - Chemical Wedding
6. Angel Witch - Angel Witch
5. Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind
4. Iron Maiden - A Matter of Life and Death
3. Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell
2. Blaze - Silicon Messiah

And just in case you can't guess it or don't know me, the number one is, of course:

Iron Maiden - The X Factor
 
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