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Albie said:
You had a dream about Jurgen Klinsmann? Wow. :D
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I said it was absurd, didn't I?  :lol:

The dream was really about ski jumping. Klilnsmann was there only for a few seconds, and I woke up right after I saw him disappear down the hill.
 
Humping? What's that??
See what I found and tell me if it's that:
Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract.[1][2] The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails. The definition may additionally include penetrative sexual acts between same-sex individuals, such as penetration of non-sexual organs (oral intercourse, anal intercourse) or by non-sexual organs (fingering, tonguing), which are also commonly exacted by heterosexual pairings.[2]
 
^ I don't think I'd call that part humping.  Humping to me is just fucking, derived from the motion that goes along with it...

The rest of it is just foreplay, and fun.
 
Sometimes it's even better, yet... I can't say that I've fucked if my reproductive organ didn't enter her reproductive tract. But even if I do, I start considering only after the second time. For one night stands without continuation, I don't even bother. Something like the Madness Forum, they don't count  ;)
 
______no5 said:
Sometimes it's even better, yet... I can't say that I've fucked if my reproductive organ didn't enter her reproductive tract. But even if I do, I start considering only after the second time. For one night stands without continuation, I don't even bother. Something like the Madness Forum, they don't count  ;)
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Yeah, never had sex in the madness forum.  :halo:
 
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