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[Genghis Khan]

How do you think Lars compensates? 

 

[Mega]

Buy drumming badly.

No man, I try to understand how the hell does metal god Steve Harris is in a picture with the prick lars, and the guy's got the nerve to be naked!

 

[Genghis Khan]

I bet that's what gave Harris many nightmares, the reason he has many songs about bad dreams, the reason he needs to dream in black and white.

 

[Mega]

I ONLY DREAM IN BLACK AND WHITE
I SEE HIS PENIS IN THE NIGHT
I ONLY DREAM IN BLACK AND WHITE
TO SAVE ME FROM MYSELF

 

[Jonszat]

I ONLY DREAM IN BLACK AND WHITE
I SEE HIS PENIS IN THE NIGHT
I ONLY DREAM IN BLACK AND WHITE
TO SAVE ME FROM MYSELF

From another forum about TFF:

What I've heard of it was pretty mediocre at best. They should just hang it up at this point I think. I haven't enjoyed an Iron Maiden album since Seventh Son...

 

[LooseCannon]

It's funny, because I didn't even notice that Lars was naked. I was already mentally censoring dicks.

 

[Genghis Khan]

It is not really a dick, more like a worm a bird could...

 

[Mega]

First time ever sometime talked about chewing on a dick and I didn't mind. Death for the Ulrich, ja.


But really, what the fuck is Harris doing there?

 

[Perun]

But really, what the fuck is Harris doing there?

He looks like he's having the time of his life, if you ask me.

 

[Albie]

From another forum about TFF:

What I've heard of it was pretty mediocre at best. They should just hang it up at this point I think. I haven't enjoyed an Iron Maiden album since Seventh Son...

It's the same thing a lot of folk have been saying about Maiden since, well, Killers for some. You just cannot please everyone.

 

[Perun]

 

[Forostar]

Wrong shit, but still funny. Sorry to the ones who might disagree:

bigger version:
http://i.imgur.com/94ePv.jpg

 

[Onhell]

LOL That's hilarious! a narcissistic pedophile! hahahaha

 

[Perun]

That had me loling

 

[Genghis Khan]

I thought it was pretty disgusting, but, eh to each his own.

 

[Prisoner Of Maiden]

BAHAHA

 

[Wästed The Great]

I'm in the mood for some personal snake oil.

 

[Mega]

Foro: Yep, child rape is hella funny. This pic, not so much. *lock!*
http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/r ... yspace.jpg
Wasted: I still have no idea what that even means. Sounds tasty though.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Snake oil was a metaphor for selling something that was supposed to cure everything, but did nothing. 

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

rape is hella funny

Oh come now. Have you never paid for a good with rape dollars.

I heard an interesting euphemism for rape yesterday ... "strangers with benefits".

Edit: now playing a delightfully perverse song to accompany posting that...
"The plaster's getting harder, and my love is perfection"