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hahah, even though fast food cant walk it would be a laugh seeing a burger walk past ::
 
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[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]It is impossible for fast food to have walked the Earth as fast food doen't have any legs.[/quote]
That's not the point. Tell me something better to put in it and I will.

[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Thats not nice, people who are of a larger nature may feel offended at the use of the term "fatties"[/quote]
Not trying to offend larger people, but spam has a lot of fat in it, and I know a lot of larger people who love spam. Tell me something better to put in it and I will.
 
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I was attempting to be spamtastic and make a joke but I realise now that only my own screwed up sense of humour appeared to get. Never fear, it shan't happen again ::
 
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I've transcribed the lyrics from Losfer Words! See below



























Aren't they awesome?! [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/smile.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"smile.gif\" /]
 
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[img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/ohmy.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":o\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ohmy.gif\" /] Wow! That is amazing! I'm at a lost for words. What a big horror! ( Get it, it's a pun.)
 
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Now this will be a hard one, but I also transcribed the lyrics for Transylvania:




































Some of 'Arrys best work in my opinion. [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/happy.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"^_^\" border=\"0\" alt=\"happy.gif\" /]
 
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There's a change of plan now. The doom horn of hell is calling to all you tr00 kvult warriors to come to our tr00 kvult black metal club! Only a compass of pure carpathian evil will be able to find the location, and the entry price is one ugly girlfriend and an unreadable t-shirt! If anyone here makes it, I'll be one of the ones standing with my arms folded in a kvult fashion, come up and fold your arms next to me. For extra security, there will be two giant wolves. Anyone loyal to tr00 metal and with the soul and spirit of our pagan viking forefathers shall have no trouble over coming the beasts. Untr00 equals a bloody tearing gnawing screaming death, with added photography sessions for the next Lobotic Shitsplatter album cover. Yes, I'm an asshole. style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/wink.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\";)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wink.gif\" /]

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I just don't stop with this nonsense. Ever. 0_0

NP: Evoken - Pavor Nocturnus
 
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Can the Glasgow Black mitul elite have a kvult gathering at the SECC in 8 months 13 days when Iron Maiden come to play?
 
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If you herd together some moongoats and sacrifice some false ones to Ivar Bjornson, I may reconsider the schedule.
 
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You mean I spent 30 minutes writing that song and we're not even going on our quest for spam.
 
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A tr00 kvult black metal club is much more important than a little quest for spam! How about a song about the club? I'll start off the lyrics:
thasrj akdasf klahs bnasd tardfgh dghmon asdawdas
sucasdkera asdaraf asdtefhd ashefrasfbb

Ohhh look I found the club after aeons of searching.
nohonorcov.jpg

Now to do what I came here for!
*walks over to Dragon, stands beside himand does this ::"
 
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[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]stands beside himand does this "[/quote]
Shouldn't you do this. >>>:[
 
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Well, using :: is the equivalent of >>>>>:[, but just in case, here are some other rules:

-Hail The Necrowizard
-Worship the Necrowizard
-be Necro
-hide from the sun
-Hail The Necrowizard
-Make an ABM band (That's acoustic black metal for you untr00 ones [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/sleep.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"-_-\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sleep.gif\" /])
-Be Norwegian
-be evil
-be blasphemous
-HAIL the Necrowizard
-Invert stuff

If you live next to a forest, you get extra grim points for prancing in it while listening to Darkthrone (especially Under A Funeral Moon and Transilvanian Hunger [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/wink.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\";)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"wink.gif\" /])
 
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MASH??!?!?! o_O;;

Thou art a poser! >:[ I will unleash the evil upon you! style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/mad.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":angry:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"mad.gif\" /]

Death to posers!
[img src=\"http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail177.jpg
 
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Death to me then, seeing as I am a Bodom fanboy pos3ur who takes all his musical knowledge from Kerrap! magazine [img src=\"style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":P\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /]
 
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Indeed, your untr00ness knows no bounds. You must be like the tr00 ones who grim and honourable like me and Hunlord. Damn kids these days, forgetting the days of yore where we were Vikings and we had big swords. style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/tongue.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":P\" border=\"0\" alt=\"tongue.gif\" /] *gets nostalgic*

[img src=\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/sword.jpg
 
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